Francis Bean Cobain Loser Husband Emo Shit

Kurt Cobain shot himself in the head twenty years ago. There's some evidence to suggest his incredibly untalented wife may have played a hand in it. The content of her records just happen to mimic whatever rock star was sodomizing her at the time. read more

Kurt Cobain's Daughter Marries Her Dad

Girls have been marrying dudes who remind them of their dad forever now. Especially their dead dads since dead dads are awesome and without flaw and would've shown up to all your recitals and events had they not been dead. Marrying a dude who looks just like your dad is... read more

Courtney Love Attacked by French Cabbies, Rescued by Village People

Courtney Love may not be a trained journalist, or ever sober, so like the majority ofTV news reporters. Love was caught up in the violent protest in Paris between Uber drivers and French cabbies so disgusted by the fetid smell of their armpits in short sleeve dress... read more

Courtney Love Topless Heck (VIDEO)

It only takes a few minutes of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain drug induced bathroom home movies to understand why both of them tried really hard to die, one being more generally successful. If you can get past the blistering sore covered body of Cobain, you bear witness... read more

Courtney Love Stiffs Therapist

Courtney Love further proved she is Satan's lazy sister by not paying her psychiatristfor a balance owed of nearly fifty thousand dollars. If she explains herselfit will prove the guy's overcharging. Five sessions at 10k a pop and you still look and sound like a crack... read more

Courtney Love The Worst Person

Courtney Love has both affirmed and denied using heroin while pregnant with her daughter Francis Bean Cobain in the past, the contradictions most likely stemming frombrain damage due to heroin use. In the new documentary Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck, Love hedges her... read more

Courtney Love Sucks

Some guy was hired to record a Hole performance four years ago, but nobody had any use for the recording because a live Hole performance vanishes into the ether once the interested twelve year olds get picked up by their parents. He recently isolated Courtney's guitar... read more

Courtney Love Seems Super Not Happy

Courtney Love claims Kurt Cobain wanted to be famous really badly. His anti-social traveler persona was just a cover. It's hard to understand why Courtney Love would be trashing the legend of her dead husband unless you take into account that Courtney Love is an unhappy... read more

Courtney Love Can Still Score With the Boys

There will never come a day when Courtney Love is not showing off her tits and hanging out with young men in foreign locales. It will just get progressively harder to watch. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News [gallery... read more

Courtney Love Thinks She Still Has It (VIDEO)

Courtney Love is so excited to be getting back to her rocker roots and doing what she loves, according to her description for this unbearable new shrieking throat diarrhea she calls "You Know My Name." In the video, Courtney tries to recapture that brief period of... read more

Kurt Cobain Wrote The Sweetest Love Letters

I can imagine married life with Kurt Cobain was pretty fucking dismal. Less Sleepless in Seattle and microwave popcorn and more catatonic Kurt staring at a dead bird on his window sill and shitting in his pants. Genius artist and all that bullshit that comes with being a... read more

Courtney Love's Clairvoyant Powers Prove Rusty

The true tragedy of that missing Malaysian jet liner has yet to unfold. As far as collateral damage, I can tell you that my plans to never ever visit Malaysia have been extended by ten more years. It's not you, Malaysia, it's me. The good news is that whether the plane... read more