Courtney Stodden No Longer With Child

There's no joke to be had when a woman miscarries her unborn child. Though that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Courtney Stodden took to Twitter to announce the loss of her fetus. That does save money on long distance calls to relatives.

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Courtney Stodden Is Your Idiot Test (VIDEO)

The U.S. Presidency ages a man at many times normal years. Nothing compared to being a reality TV fame whore. Courtney Stodden is running a reverse Ben Button. She's twenty-one. She looks like a Russian gulag forty-five.read more

Courtney Stodden Pregnant Bikini Dance (VIDEO)

Pregnancy is turning into something very good for Courtney Stodden. She had been artistically blocked of late. You could see it in her tits. No vim.read more

Courtney Stodden Pregnant

Courtney Stodden is pregnant, presumably by her much older on again off again child rapist and SAG healthcare benefits provider. Stodden points to numerous difficulties with being pregnant at this time. Her troubled marriage, her born again mom revealing she wants to fuck her daughter's husband, and the fact that her uterus is forty-seven years old and used to do the Fully Stuffed show at the Charlemagne Night Club...read more

Courtney Stodden Bloody Mouse

Courtney Stodden follows the tradition of blond chicks with fake knockers you forgot about posing in dramatic street art in support of PETA. You can't get this kind of gothic cosplay at Comic-Con. According to PETA, PetSmart is live freezing rodents. They don't explain why the pet supply company is doing this, so let's just assume for shits and giggles. It's hard to get upset over the poor treatment of rodents. If...

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Courtney Stodden Spontaneously Combusts (VIDEO)

There's various levels of fucked up. Lighting your hair on fire and laughing about it is right up there with waking up married to aMexican stripper. Former child brideCourtney Stodden held a seance facilitated by her psychic, Sham Ibrahim. Sham applied for the position of gay bestie but when he saw Stodden's BofA statement he decided just to bilk her for her final fifty bucks and move on. Ibrahim instructs Stodden to...read more

Courtney Stodden Homaging

Some untold number of boys grew up trying to match their swings to Ted Williams or Hank Aaron. Girlsare now growing up imitating the visceral turpitude of Kim Kardashian. Aspirational dreams are one key indicator of achievement. This chick wanted to be Kardashian so badly. She generated sexually scandalous gossip bait. Sheslippedinto a pair of enormousfake tits. She had a marginal reality show. She's stupid. It all...

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Courtney Stodden's Husband Wanted Mom

Actor Doug Hutchison, who was over fifty when he married then-sixteen-year-old Courtney Stodden, allegedly propositioned Stodden's mother, Krista Keller, for a mother-daughter threesome. Keller stated, "He was asking me to stay with him and saying that he's had fantasies of having both Courtney and me." Any mom whose judgment is poor enough to buyher teendaughter fake tits and encourage her tomarry an unemployed...

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Courtney Stodden's Mom Falls In Love With Courtney's Old Man

The Mother Daughter Experiment on Lifetime follows from the never ending line of surgery riddled moms and daughters with substance addictions screaming and crying on camera so that fat women and gay men can have something to talk about on Facebook. It's unclear how any moral judgement distinguishes this from pornography. You're either selling the cheapest part of yourself for a few shekels or you're not. In the show...

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Courtney Stodden Wants You to Know She Might Be Pregnant

There's no reason to assume Courtney Stodden's elderly husband's sperm is the least bit motile, but whoever is standing in to perform reproductive services it doesn't seem to be taking because I'd swear I've seen her picking up pregnancy kits at the drug store a dozen times now. It's possible the level of silicate in her body is causing her menstrual schedule to align with the blood moon cycles. Or she's fucking...

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Nothing Says Save the Animals Like Celebrity Tits

PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best option for changing minds. PETA used to run porn-disguised click bait on blogs for men that featured naked women and sex acts and led you to an animal rights page. They've put naked women with...read more

Courtney Stodden Failing Miserably

After nobody bit on Courtney Stodden's sex tape that was fake stolen from her barely pubescentagent's Van Nuys strip mall officeshe moved on to more desperate tactics as if it could get any worse. Time to move to Germany. They have unions for this shit. If it wasn't obvious, she's got a bunch of tape on her tits and stuck inside her pussy and that drill smells like a shrimp cannery. The tape thing is kind of clever...

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Courtney Stodden Patriotic Tits And Shit Around The Web

The Fourth of July may be over but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate Courtney Stodden's massive tits spilling out of an American flag bikini. It's the seventh best thing happening in the god damned United States today. The red, white, and blue never looked so juicy. (Egotastic) Two years in prison for fucking on a beach? Thanks, Obama. (TMZ) Chrissy Teigen, no one wants to see John Legend's ass. Now your ass, on...

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Courtney Stodden's Mom To Adopt 40 Year Old Man

Courtney Stodden's mom Krista Keller used to be her manager before she released a video of herself masturbating with a Swiffer and lied about it being stolen. I'm not sure what managing Stodden entailed prior to that but I'd assume it encompassed creating Backpage ads for the computer illiterate. It's not a good sign when you don't share the name of your birth mother and dad's never in your family Christmas cards....read more

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Is Here (VIDEO)

What defines a sex tape? Sex? Tape? You got that here. After three long days of a brutally long promotional cycle, Vivid is releasing the Courtney Stodden sex tape to the public. It's unclear whether demand will mimic the throngs of people lined up for the Disneyland opening in the 1950's, or whether it will be more like Disneyland today with mostly Asians buying online with coupon codes. It's pretty clear the days of...read more