I Expected More from Dakota Fanning's Ass

I'm emotionally incapable of experiencing feelings of disappointment. It's really just a matter of calibrating your happiness expectations to that of meth addicted stripper working the Reno-Sparks corridor. But as somebody who's watched every Dakota Fanning movie ever from the balcony while sporting a trench coat, I'd have to admit I'm a bit disappointed in her role in Very Good Girls. It's one of those indie movies...

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Dakota Fanning Three Steps Closer to Invisible

Dakota Fanning is cute as a button, but just wait until she's lost all melanin in her skin and she goes completely invisible. She's going to fuck shit up. All those casting directors who touched her as a child? Dead. Mike Myers for ruining The Cat in the Hat? Killed in his sleep, no witnesses. Shits going down when the White Widow goes hunting. Here's Dakota Fanning returning from a brief vacation. She doesn't like...

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dakota fanning is a queen

Dakota Fanning really is a cheerleader at Campbell Hall Episcopal High School in North Hollywood, and this weekend she was named a member of the Homecoming Court and then Homecoming Queen during a football game. If this whole thing seems adorably yet suspiciously normal, that's because Dakota is the same age as Ali Lohan. Dakota goes to school and looks and acts 15 because she's 15. Ali looks 44 because she doesn't go...read more

which one is dakota fanning?

I hate when pictures aren’t labeled, because Dakota Fanning was allegedly at the NAACP Image Awards last night, but I can't spot her. Where is she? Which one is Dakota?!?!?!(image source = getty images)[gallery id="10122"]

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"DAKOTA" MEANS...

Jocelyn, who I hear used to bang Colin Farrell, wrote me an email to explain what the name "Dakota" means in the South Pacific. Hint: it would be awesome if Dakota Fanning went there with a name tag on."Dakota" means "Let's fuck" in a Melanesian dialect in the island nation of Vanuatu (which is near New Zealand in the South Pacific). On the Vanuatu island of Ambae, "da" is the "we/us" pronoun, and "kota" is the verb...

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DAKOTA GOT SPIRIT, YES SHE DO

These pictures of Dakota Fanning (who is just 14, so put it away) aren’t from some movie. She really is a cheerleader for her high school in LA. I guess she's perfect because she's little and cheerleaders need someone little to throw into the air. And someone thick to catch them. It’s the one place thick girls can really shine in high school. It's one way for them to be popular. They also get popular at summer camp if...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

TOM CRUISE IS SEXY - I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m bragging, but I’m fuckin hot, so I know sexy when I see it, and Tom Cruise is sexier than ever. He could totally be a plus-sized model. (more pictures over on Splash)EVERYONE HATES PARIS HILTON - Page Six says that Paris Hilton probably bought the giant (and fake) “engagement ring” she’s been sporting lately to fuel speculation that on-again/off-again boyfriend...

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DENZEL BETTER BE JOKING

The New York Daily News stopped Denzel Washington last night on the red carpet for the premier of his new movie "Déjà Vu", and he gave the expected answer when asked what he was working on next:"I'm working on eating some turkey, going home, putting my feet up, watching TV and getting fat. I'm going to do a good job at it, too!"He did not give the expected answer when asked who the hottest actress he ever worked with...

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