Dakota Johnson Topless Filming 'Fifty Shades Darker'

Sex with the same partner over and over again is pretty fucking boring. That's why no man conducted himself thusly for the first 99.9% of human history. Monogamy cries out to invent shit like leather straps and ball gags in the place of just finding new and more... read more

Fifty Shades Turns Ninety Million

I don't ask a lot from my sex movies. I do politely request that the chicks have bigger tits than the dudes, but I'm not a child who believes all pornography was shot just for him. It's about Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson's boyish daughter learning that a woman's... read more

Dakota Johnson in a Bikini

The entire reason for attractive people to get married is to make good looking daughters. All those fights and cheating and acrimonious divorces and hate-filled boozed up evenings are the small sacrifice for making hot girls with minimal wisdom points. Every reasonably... read more

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Fifty Shades of Grey Is Almost Wrapped

Even though the film about ass spanking couldn't find an actress with an ass, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about Fifty Shades of Grey. Twenty million suburban housewives simultaneously flicking their beans can't possibly be wrong. Remember when those same ladies started... read more

Dakota Johnson Films 'Fifty Shades of Grey' In Vancouver

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Dakota Johnson To Star In 50 Shades Of Grey

I tried getting my lady to submit to my dominance one time. For my efforts I received a fist punch to the sac and having to listen to her giggle to her girlfriend on the phone about how stupid my cape looked. Part of the equation is definitely being just one good looking... read more