David Hasselhoff Wants To End Alimony Extortion By Ex Pamela Bach

Contrary to most movies and every Disney film ever, real selfless love doesn't exist. Outside of the controlled vacuum on screen where the couples live happily ever after, everyone else not in la la land happens to live in the real world. Full of incurable STDs, child... read more

Hasselhoff Has Nothing Left, Or a Hundred Million

David Hasselhoff is in court trying to get his alimony payments to his ex-wife Pamela Back reduced from a couple hundred grand a year closer to a number resembling zero. Hasselhoff claims he has four grand left in the bank. Bach's attorneys did some digging and claim... read more

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DAVID HASSELHOFF - spent two days in a London hospital this week after a drinking binge that lasted for days. You really have to wonder why someone would do this. Considering there's so much legal weed only an hour away by plane. (the sun) NIC CAGE - owes over 6 million... read more


TMZ reported late last night that Haley Hasselhoff, the 14 year-old-daughter of David Hasselhoff, had attempted suicide.  The report was based on a call made by David to 911 operators where he claimed his daughter had cut herself and needed emergency care.  But David’s... read more