Demi Lovato and Mom Mocking the Zika

There's nothing funny about Zika. If you exclude the tiny shrunken baby heads and the fact that the British government is warning Englishmen not to let prostitutes in Florida suck their cocks this summer due to possibilities of oral transmission. read more

Demi Lovato No Clothes No Problem

Demi Lovato has come a long way since her mom was slapping food out of her hand so Barney would pick her for his after-hours Bunga Bunga parties. A couple or three bottles of Scotch and some forearm scars later and Lovato is now considered a sexy pop music star, despite... read more

Demi Lovato Naked Body Proud

Girls can't just get naked anymore. There has to be a message. Demi Lovato went makeup and clothes free to support a message of body acceptance. If you have up to six hours a day for private trainers and juice extracted from the anus of a vegan Sasquatch, you too can... read more

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Demi Lovato Sucking

Demi Lovato is in the unenviable position of having a pearshaped DNA sequence and ensconced firmlyin the business of selling her body. It's why her mom encouragedLovato into eating disorders at six. It was the clairvoyance ofthis day when her daughter would be posing in... read more

Demi Lovato Now Also Gay Too

Demi Lovato had little economic choice but to hint at being gay curious, maybe bisexual, not fully sexually fluid or gender neutral, but mostly definitely some slurps at the lady gob. Her torturedexplanation was gross until you set it against the fact that she bones... read more

Demi Lovato Denies Ripping Song

Demi Lovato's camped wasted no time jumping the lesbian experimentation money train with her song Cool for Summer. Hint, she tries kissing a girl. Seems edgy. Where's my drachma? Critics are suggesting the song seems like an intentional rip of Katy Perry's I Kissed a... read more

Demi Lovato Falls For Bruce Jenner

Demi Lovato dedicated her song Warrior to Bruce Jenner while on tour in New Zealand for having the courage to promote a stupid reality show where the season finale will culminate with him wearing a dress and baking a cobbler. Jenner puts our men and women in uniform to... read more

Demi Lovato Lacks Thigh Gap, Sallys Forth

Nothing says I'm battling the objectification of women like shifting the body acceptance conversation into parts. Lovato wants girls to know it's cool if you don't have a thigh gap, you can still be a doctor or lawyer, just not an engineer because you know why. "For some... read more

Demi Lovato Motivated

Demi Lovato is a proponent of healthy body image for women. As opposed to those who aren't. This means she'll post tons of photos of herself when she's feeling super in shape and pretend she just wants everybody to accept those who aren't so tight. It's like Mr. T... read more

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Demi Lovato Thigh Gap Speaks

Demi Lovato posted a photo of her pubic mound along with some self-inspiredmusings about having ahealthy body image and followed it with a bunch of pics of herself psychotically working out at the gym after she had a bite of cheesecake: "Regardless of what society tells... read more

Demi Lovato Seems Healthier

Demi Lovato credits her boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama for banging the bulimia out of her. Demi's been upchucking her food since kindergarten when her mom first pounded into her how good girls don't. She meant eat. Not sex, because that came a couple years later when sold... read more

Demi Lovato's Boobs Seem to Be Doing Well

Demi Lovato is another in the chain of girls whose parents told them to let Barney touch them in their special spots if he promised they could continue to be his onscreen friend at SAG-weekly rates. Kids raised in Kurdish bombed out villages have statistically better... read more