Charlie Sheen Seeks Relief

Charlie Sheen requested ajudge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking expensive. A couple weeks ago Sheen filed the same claim for reducing child support with Brooke Mueller, who bore him two crack twins. $660,000 a year seems...read more

Charlie Sheen Sold Denise Richards' Home

Charlie Sheen's pursuit of his ex-wife's unhappiness has jumped from threatening on Twitter to have her child support payments reduced to sending his lawyers in with boxes and a moving truck. According to Radar, Charlie and Brett Rossi want Denise Richards out of their gated community, so he went ahead and sold the house that Denise and his kids had been living in to a friend. Charlie had reportedly been pissed that...

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Charlie Sheen Not So Subtly Threatens Denise Richards

Denise Richards has angered the Warlock, Charlie Sheen, into cutting up a wedding souvenir baseball bat with a bayonet. It seems that the tiger-blooded star of such classic films as Hot Shots: Part Deuxand You Can't Arrest Me, I'm Made of Fuck You Money is mad at his ex-wife for not inviting him along on the family Christmas trip with their kids Lola and Sam. Pretty shitty, I guess. I'm not entirely sure I'd want...

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Denise Richards Can No Longer Handle The Violent Sheen Twins

If only crack and meth pipes came with fancy warning labels like family friendly tobacco, maybe the Sheen twins wouldn't be four-year old future Natural Born Killers. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards took custody of winning Charlie's twin boys by way of convicted drug fiend Brooke Mueller earlier this year when both bio parents were deemed unfit by the County. Now Denise Richards is surrendering custody of the...

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Charlie Sheen Is Tired Of Giving Brooke Mueller All That Free Money

Back in May, Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller (seen above after her recent rug store heist), lost custody of their twin sons because of her suspected drug use, and one day later she entered a drug rehab program at UCLA. Interestingly, Charlie's other ex-wife, Denise Richards, was granted custody of the kids, despite having no relation to them, because Charlie is apparently still too much of a risk to be an...

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Denise Richards beard is coming in nicely

Another week or so and she can have one of those Robert Downey 'Tony Stark' goatees that are so popular these days. (image source of denise in calabasas today = pacific coast) [gallery id="6871"]

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Denise Richards: beautiful vixen, fun loving friend

Denise Richards has written a book that came out on Tuesday, because as the description says... "(We've) seen her many public faces—the beautiful vixen, the devoted mother, the hard-working entertainer, and the fun-loving friend. But how well do we really know Denise Richards?" It's an intriguing question, and one I'm very interested in getting to the bottom of, especially now that this weeks Us magazine cover story...

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Denise Richards in a bikini > Charlie Sheen

While her ex husband Charlie Sheen was on stage this weekend reminding everyone that a little of that jackass goes a long way, Denise Richards was on the beach in the Bahamas reminding everyone how hot she can still look. I wish more ex wives and girlfriends would get revenge like this, by taking sexy bikini pictures, instead of telling their friends stories about erectile dysfunction and laughing, like mine do. ...

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This is more like it

The last time there were bikini pictures of Denise Richards, she once again kept her stupid denim shorts on, and so I summoned up my courage and said I'd had it with her non-ass showing shenanigans. Then I posted pictures of different girls who weren't so stuck up. It's part of my tough love program. And now, well what do we have here? Denise with her pants off and all wet, looking hot again. Mariah Carey was right, I...

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Denise Richards is lazy

Denise Richards hit up the beaches in Hawaii again today, and again she dragged her dumb kids around and never took off her shorts. So if she's not gonna bother to care about these pictures I'm not sure why the hell I would. Especially when last night was the 2009 Face of Origin pageant in England or maybe Australia. Oh I know. Can you believe it's been a year already? Time sure does fly when you don't know what the...

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Afternoon headlines

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 - the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, and "Kate" is recast by someone who isn't a condescending bitch. (source = star) TRANSFORMERS - is racist. "These new robots … have a simian appearance, with wide...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

DENISE RICHARDS IS DOING GREAT – the first pictures of Denise Richards starring in a Bollywood movie are making the rounds today, and I've never seen an entire Indian movie, but I like to assume they’re all still like this. Because I’m incredibly racist.MATTHEW MCCAUGHEY IS DOING EVEN BETTER – "Surfer, Dude" was the movie Matthew was filming when he was running around shirtless every day a few months ago. And tomorrow...

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DENISE RICHARDS IS A ... UM ... BLACK PERSON

Remember the rumor that Denise Richards used to be a call girl for Heidi Fleiss? That’s not really relevant to anything but still it was pretty cool. Anyway, yesterday some voice mails left by her ex Charlie Sheen magically appeared online. And the guy who once told her to "go cry to your bald mom you fuckin loser" while her mom was receiving chemotherapy is still as charming as ever. He apologized yesterday, but on...

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DENISE RICHARDS YELLS AT A LEGEND

Last night on the Denise Richards reality show, Denise ended things by calling People magazine reporter Lycia Naff a "cunt". And quite frankly Naff deserved it because she sat there smirking like an ass and blowing her off while Richards was trying to explain something. I would have called her a cunt too. Then I would have bonked her on the head and ripped open her shirt to reveal her terrible secret. Lycia Naff is...

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CHARLIE SHEEN HAS TRANNY-INFESTED SPERM

Yesterday, sources close to Charlie Sheen leaked to the media that Denise Richards was lying when she said she needed to do a reality TV show for the money, as she was already making over 600,000 a year in child support alone, andcould eventually make as muchas 25 millionthanks to Charlie’s TV show. Well today, Denise decided to take the high road and has officially refused to comment on that story. I’m joking of...

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