Dita Von Teese Not Boxed In

When you are known solely for banging celebrities and stripping your clothes off it goes without saying you've gone down on a few chicks. Dita Von Teese felt the need to clarify she is no longer into pussy, most likely because whoever she's currently blowing is a jealous dipshit who pressured her into saying this and just derailed a steamy FFM session. Rest assured having made sweet love to a bevy of women doesn't...

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Dita Von Teese Flashes Nipple In The July 2014 Issue Of Flaunt Magazine

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Dita Von Teese Looking Chesty With Her Creepy Boyfriend At Coachella

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Dita Von Teese Wants Women To Smell Nicer

Because the world doesn't have enough generic fragrances made for celebrities who want to pretend they had any input in them, Dita Von Teese debuted her fourth perfume, Erotique, at a store in West Hollywood last night. I guess it's a pretty impressive feat that this is her fourth fragrance, because I can't imagine that women are buying her other three brands if they smell like assholes. Then again, the Kardashians...

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Tuesday Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - is in talks with NBC for a sitcom that "would feature Simpson playing a version of herself in a Curb Your Enthusiasm-style look at her life". And it can't possibly fail because improv is the perfect vehicle for this quick-witted legend of comedy. (tv guide) RUSSELL CROWE - might be dating "burlesque goddess" Dita Von Teese, who has somehow totally escaped her past as a "spread-eagle girl having sex...read more