Amanda Lee's Big Ass Instagram and Shit Around the Web

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Doutzen Kroes' Nest and Shit Around the Web

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Empowerment Reads Like Porn

Empowerment is the most widely used term in social messaging that nobody realizes was made up by a college liberal arts professor in the 80's. It's the Kwanzaa of buzzwords.  read more

Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

Doutzen Kroes is the first chick to ever marry a DJ and be happy. That comes from being a skinny model who takes home five million a year whether or not your husband has a real job. read more

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Booty Bonanza And Shit Around The Web

Lovely Doutzen Kroes shows off her booty in a tiny bikini. If it got any tinier, she'd be arrested. Or pregnant again. read more

Doutzen Kroes In Her Underwear And Shit Around The Web

Doutzen Kroes gets down to her bra and panties. That might be gets up to. If I were a useless but rich DJ and she were my wife, I'd insist she never be dressed around the home. Why dream if you can't dream big? read more

Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

There's a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30's decided that snapping photos of their... read more

Doutzen Kroes Paddleboards In A Bikini And Shit Around The Web

That's some ass. That's all I got. Paddle boarding seemed totally fucking stupid until right now. read more

Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

Attractive women who don't talk much are to be worshipped as gods on earth. They are the prize for nailing that elusive center tube in Skee-ball while buzzed on 3.2 beer at the arcade. Doutzen Kroes still refers to her DJ husband unapologetically as an artist. I bet she... read more

Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk

According to millennials, breastfeeding was invented two years ago. Popularized by a series of heroic models and actresses posting Norman Rockwell breastfeeding photos to Instagram. Previously, infants were nourished from the bark of fake trees manufactured by Monsanto... read more

Doutzen Kroes And Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes met up with the Bethenny Frankel skinny Ms. Potato head attachment figure and whispered in her ear, if I look like you do in fifteen years, I'm going to kill myself. Frankel agreed, then squeezed her ass cheeks to activate the... read more

Doutzen Kroes Big on Breastfeeding

Either you're for breastfeeding or you're against it. That's how this epic battle is lining up. I've yet to meet anybody who is against breastfeeding, if for no other reason than that means babies die. That's a tough position to take at cocktail parties. Doutzen Kroes is... read more