Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

There's a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30's decided that snapping photos of their... read more

Doutzen Kroes Paddleboards In A Bikini And Shit Around The Web

That's some ass. That's all I got. Paddle boarding seemed totally fucking stupid until right now. read more

Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

Attractive women who don't talk much are to be worshipped as gods on earth. They are the prize for nailing that elusive center tube in Skee-ball while buzzed on 3.2 beer at the arcade. Doutzen Kroes still refers to her DJ husband unapologetically as an artist. I bet she... read more

Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk

According to millennials, breastfeeding was invented two years ago. Popularized by a series of heroic models and actresses posting Norman Rockwell breastfeeding photos to Instagram. Previously, infants were nourished from the bark of fake trees manufactured by Monsanto... read more

Doutzen Kroes And Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes met up with the Bethenny Frankel skinny Ms. Potato head attachment figure and whispered in her ear, if I look like you do in fifteen years, I'm going to kill myself. Frankel agreed, then squeezed her ass cheeks to activate the... read more

Doutzen Kroes Big on Breastfeeding

Either you're for breastfeeding or you're against it. That's how this epic battle is lining up. I've yet to meet anybody who is against breastfeeding, if for no other reason than that means babies die. That's a tough position to take at cocktail parties. Doutzen Kroes is... read more

Victoria's Secret 2014 Fashion Show British Style

The Victoria's Secret fashion show was a huge hit in London last night, aiding the country of England in their annual determination of which of their foppish male denizen are gay and which just seem super gay. It wasn't quite as crude as a boner test, more like seeing if... read more

Doutzen Kroes Pregnant, Candice Swanepoel Braless

It's not easy being an international bra and panties model. First, you've got to be born a good looking girl. If that were so easy everybody would be doing it. Then, you can't eat. I don't mean ever, just mostly ever, until you learn how to purge. If you get herpes up... read more

Doutzen Kroes Models Lingerie For March 2014 Victoria's Secret

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Doutzen Kroes Announces Her Pregnancy On Instagram

Back in the day, women used to announce their pregnancy by coyly saying there was a bun in the oven, then all the ladies got together and bought her a toaster or a bottle warmer or a big black dildo for modestly racially tinged shits and giggles. Now when you're... read more

Doutzen Kroes Wears A Sports Bra For A Victoria's Secret Event In Miami

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Doutzen Kroes Models Sports Bras For Victoria's Secret

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