Drew Barrymore Hawking All Is Well France Pillows

Drew Barrymore is curating an assortment of holiday crap being sold on Shutterfly for the birth of Jesus buying season. Curating means she was shown pictures of fifty different potential tzotchkes to put her name to and she picked out ten and it's being called the Drew... read more

Drew Barrymore Braless

It's hard to target the precise moment when a 40-year old mom gets her tits done, but I'd say right about now for Drew Barrymore. That's the confidence of a woman who didn't skimp on design costs. Barrymore's new memoirs are set to come out featuring her revelation that... read more

Presidents Day headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will pay the $10,000 needed to buy a golden retriever specially trained to turn on lights, pick up objects, and other everyday situations, for a 15-year-old girl (that he has never met) who was crippled in an accident. In a related story, I waved someone... read more

Drew Barrymores still got it

Speaking of shapeless lumps named Drew that no rational person would ever consider sexy, Drew Barrymore had a photo shoot at the Huntington Library in San Marino yesterday. (image source = fame/flynet) [gallery id="6885"] read more

Drew Barrymore is getting married

After dating for just about a year, Drew Barrymore got engaged to Will Kopelman, who is probably gonna kill her for her money. Because he's an art consultant, which sounds like a phony job, and he just looks like the kind of guy who would marry someone and then kill them... read more

Drew Barrymore is the most overpaid actor

No one went to see Justin Timberlake try to make serious faces in the movie ‘In Time' over the weekend, and I can't even begin to tell you how happy that made me. Was that really a surprise? That guy is a dick, and he can't act for shit, and I have no idea why any... read more

Charlies Angels got cancelled

ABC canceled 'Charlies Angels' today after just 4 episodes and... wait, does this maybe mean that Drew Barrymore is just some stoner dipshit and NOT a talented producer? Because that seems impossible to believe. source = E online read more

Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA BIEL - made her stage debut this weekend in the musical "Guys and Dolls". That's her above singing "If I Were A Bell". But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next week. Because while she was doing that, I could break into her... read more


The lingering rumor is that "Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick were secret lovers, but last night Westwick was caught in a public make-out session with Drew Barrymore. And yeah I don’t know what point this page turned into a Gossip Girl fan site either. Us... read more


You’re probably thinking to yourself that Drew Barrymore looks kinda hot, but I’m not here to help, and I like to ruin everything for everyone, so feast your eyes on this. A close-up from this. How is that even the same person? If she doesn’t do something about that I may... read more


So apparently Drew Barrymore is now dating "Live Free or Die Hard" co-star Justin Long. My heart is in my throat right now. From all the excitement. I'm giddy. The New York Daily News says: Drew Barrymore lip-locked with actor Justin Long Sunday night at Vegas' Jet... read more


Drew Barrymore has been selected as the cover girl for People magazines Most Beautiful People issue, the annual collection of idiot hippie rambling and flattering photographs of old people and fat people who aren't attractive in any way. It's just crap like Drew Barrymore... read more