Drew Barrymore Hawking All Is Well France Pillows

Drew Barrymore is curating an assortment of holiday crap being sold on Shutterfly for the birth of Jesus buying season. Curating means she was shown pictures of fifty different potential tzotchkes to put her name to and she picked out ten and it's being called the Drew Barrymore Holiday shopping list. In-Style magazine had the journalistic presence to dub the collection 'adorable'. I don't know how women make their...

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Drew Barrymore Braless

It's hard to target the precise moment when a 40-year old mom gets her tits done, but I'd say right about now for Drew Barrymore. That's the confidence of a woman who didn't skimp on design costs. Barrymore's new memoirs are set to come out featuring her revelation that she forgives her mom who had her institutionalized at thirteen because Drew was shitty for a Barrymore at holding her childhood liquor. Barrymore has...

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Presidents Day headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will pay the $10,000 needed to buy a golden retriever specially trained to turn on lights, pick up objects, and other everyday situations, for a 15-year-old girl (that he has never met) who was crippled in an accident. In a related story, I waved someone though in traffic today. I'M AN AMAZING MAN! (nydn) MAYA RUDOLPH - is pregnant for the fourth time. Which beats the number of times I assumed anyone...

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Drew Barrymores still got it

Speaking of shapeless lumps named Drew that no rational person would ever consider sexy, Drew Barrymore had a photo shoot at the Huntington Library in San Marino yesterday. (image source = fame/flynet) [gallery id="6885"]

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Drew Barrymore is getting married

After dating for just about a year, Drew Barrymore got engaged to Will Kopelman, who is probably gonna kill her for her money. Because he's an art consultant, which sounds like a phony job, and he just looks like the kind of guy who would marry someone and then kill them for their money. So don't be surprised if Drew and her big stupid face have a little "accident" next year. It's amazing no one thought of this...

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Drew Barrymore is the most overpaid actor

No one went to see Justin Timberlake try to make serious faces in the movie ‘In Time' over the weekend, and I can't even begin to tell you how happy that made me. Was that really a surprise? That guy is a dick, and he can't act for shit, and I have no idea why any producer thought he could ever carry a movie. Anyway. Speaking of actors no one actually likes, Forbes has a list out today of the 10 most overpaid actors....

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Charlies Angels got cancelled

ABC canceled 'Charlies Angels' today after just 4 episodes and... wait, does this maybe mean that Drew Barrymore is just some stoner dipshit and NOT a talented producer? Because that seems impossible to believe. source = E online

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Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA BIEL - made her stage debut this weekend in the musical "Guys and Dolls". That's her above singing "If I Were A Bell". But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next week. Because while she was doing that, I could break into her house. (source = ok) DREW BARRYMORE - has over 200 dolphin figurines, and is convinced she was a dolphin in a previous life. Another possibility is that...

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DREW BARRYMORE IS SMOOTH

The lingering rumor is that "Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick were secret lovers, but last night Westwick was caught in a public make-out session with Drew Barrymore. And yeah I don’t know what point this page turned into a Gossip Girl fan site either. Us magazine says…Barrymore and Westwick were spotted "in a full-on make-out session" at a NYC concert for alt-rockers Kings of Leon Tuesday...

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... WAIT FOR IT ... JUST WAIT ...

You’re probably thinking to yourself that Drew Barrymore looks kinda hot, but I’m not here to help, and I like to ruin everything for everyone, so feast your eyes on this. A close-up from this. How is that even the same person? If she doesn’t do something about that I may not let her give me oral. I'm tough but fair. [gallery id="574"]

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DREW BARRYMORE AND THE MAC GUY?

So apparently Drew Barrymore is now dating "Live Free or Die Hard" co-star Justin Long. My heart is in my throat right now. From all the excitement. I'm giddy. The New York Daily News says: Drew Barrymore lip-locked with actor Justin Long Sunday night at Vegas' Jet Nightclub at the Mirage, with best buddy Cameron Diaz in tow. The trio sat in VIP, where Drew and Justin "got cozy and made out in a corner table," says...

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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD

Drew Barrymore has been selected as the cover girl for People magazines Most Beautiful People issue, the annual collection of idiot hippie rambling and flattering photographs of old people and fat people who aren't attractive in any way. It's just crap like Drew Barrymore who is fat and has a terrifying profile, then some veterinarian and then Sophia Loren and then a cowboy and then Bill Clinton. To call it the Most...

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THE BEAR LOOKS HOT

For some unknown reason, Glamour magazine is putting Drew Barrymore on its next cover and did whatever the hell this is for a photoshoot. It actually puts me in a sentimental mood because that bear kinda looks like a puppy I used to have. I actually found him. Poor little guy. He was just sitting there. In some kids yard. At the end of a leash. With a red bow around his neck and a tag that said "Happy Birthday Jack!"...

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THIS MIGHT EXPLAIN IT

This may finally explain why Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are always laughing like idiots whenever they're around each other. It's because they're high off their ass. And if any of you young people think drugs won't wreck your mind, please note that Cameron and Drew appearing to be laying out and getting high in some city park. They probably think they're at some palatial resort in the Caribbean when in reality...

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THE GOLDEN GLOBES WERE UGLY

Did someone slip me acid or does Cameron Diaz really look like this, like a villain in a sci-fi movie. I could make a "woman" out of pillowcases, saw dust and horse hair and it would be hotter than Cameron Diaz. Or Drew Barrymore, who has finally achieved her goal of becoming completely square. Sienna Miller seems to think she’s 14. Next year she'll wear footie pajamas and show up clutching a blanket and sucking her...

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