Eiza Gonzalez First in Line

When Trump speaks of the big door in the magnificent wall at the Southern border letting in all the good people, presumably he's speaking of chicks like Eiza Gonzalez. Quit being dodgy. Make it clear that the small fraction of the Mexican population not requiring an underwire bra gets in first.read more

Eiza Gonzalez Is No Miley Cyrus

This is the Mexican singer who stole Miley Cyrus' fiance last year by pointing out that she was far hotter, had bigger tits, and didn't wipe her poo hands on her lips after taking a shit just to seem punk. She also has a Spanish accent. A Spanish accent can raise a boner like Jesus did to Lazarus. Miley has a pointy tongue and an unemployed male model she totes around to exhibit the plight of the good looking and...read more

Eiza Gonzalez Flashes Her Panties

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican singer that Liam Hemsworth started boning when Miley Cyrus refused to keep her promise of never speaking during sex. She was a solid Plan B. She's not quite as rich and famous as Miley, but she does look like a woman, which is an advantage when your dad shoves his hand down your fiancee's pants to make sure the son he's already worried about is marrying a real girl. Photo Credit:...

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Miley Wants Liam Back After This Much Hotter Bitch Broke Them Up

Miley Cyrus wants her man back. And she's not letting her spastic back or Bieber clone looks get in the way of retrieving the Hemsworth brother who left her for a much hotter Eiza Gonzalez. Eiza had the added allure of not talking like a retired smoker at the Horseshoe Casino Hold 'Em table. But Miley still pined for her man. So when she heard he was single again a few weeks ago, she started texting him seductive...

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That Chick Miley's Boyfriend Dumped Her For Is Pretty Hot

Maxim closed that case of the world's hottest woman with their soul searching payola fueled Miley Cyrus pick earlier this year. A close second has to be this Eiza Gonzalez chick who just stole Miley's fiancé. She's a singer too or something like that. She's also Mexican so I already assume she's less complicated and more fun in the sack than Miley. A lot of people speculated that Miley took the broken engagement...

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Liam Hemsworth Dumps Maxim's Hottest Woman in the World For This Ugly Chick

I'm not exactly sure what Liam Hemsworth was thinking when he broke off his engagement to Miley Cyrus and started bumping uglies with Eliza Gonzalez. Miley Cyrus and her tongue and those teeth and that marmoset face and her tiny spastic boy body in exchange for this? I don't know. What about the Twerking? You can't just replace that. Photo Credit: Eiza Gonzalez/Facebookread more