Gal Gadot of the Year and Shit Around the Web

Hotties eating at In-N-Out, Naked Queens, and More! read more

Kara Del Toro Seeing Red and Shit Around the Web

Social media underboob, abundant TV nudity, and more! read more

Alexandra Daddario Female Lothario and Shit Around the Web

Brooke Burke yacht yoga, sexy archaeologists, and more! read more

Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more! read more

Eiza Gonzalez Spandex Superstar and Shit Around the Web

Miss Bumbum Brazil, Lily-Rose Depp in full bloom, and more! read more

Eiza Gonzalez First in Line

When Trump speaks of the big door in the magnificent wall at the Southern border letting in all the good people, presumably he's speaking of chicks like Eiza Gonzalez. Quit being dodgy. Make it clear that the small fraction of the Mexican population not requiring an... read more

Eiza Gonzalez Is No Miley Cyrus

This is the Mexican singer who stole Miley Cyrus' fiance last year by pointing out that she was far hotter, had bigger tits, and didn't wipe her poo hands on her lips after taking a shit just to seem punk. She also has a Spanish accent. A Spanish accent can raise a boner... read more

Eiza Gonzalez Flashes Her Panties

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican singer that Liam Hemsworth started boning when Miley Cyrus refused to keep her promise of never speaking during sex. She was a solid Plan B. She's not quite as rich and famous as Miley, but she does look like a woman, which is an advantage... read more

Miley Wants Liam Back After This Much Hotter Bitch Broke Them Up

Miley Cyrus wants her man back. And she's not letting her spastic back or Bieber clone looks get in the way of retrieving the Hemsworth brother who left her for a much hotter Eiza Gonzalez. Eiza had the added allure of not talking like a retired smoker at the Horseshoe... read more

That Chick Miley's Boyfriend Dumped Her For Is Pretty Hot

Maxim closed that case of the world's hottest woman with their soul searching payola fueled Miley Cyrus pick earlier this year. A close second has to be this Eiza Gonzalez chick who just stole Miley's fiancé. She's a singer too or something like that.  She's also Mexican... read more

Liam Hemsworth Dumps Maxim's Hottest Woman in the World For This Ugly Chick

I'm not exactly sure what Liam Hemsworth was thinking when he broke off his engagement to Miley Cyrus and started bumping uglies with Eliza Gonzalez. Miley Cyrus and her tongue and those teeth and that marmoset face and her tiny spastic boy body in exchange for this? I... read more