Ela Rose in A Bikini

I've decided to surrender to these water monkeys shooting their thrice daily bikinis shoots in Malibu. What have you done to give a man a boner today? If you actually have an answer, keep it to yourself. Killer cult, drought lawn watering snitches, bandwagon hockey fans,... read more

Ela Rose Grabs Her Tits Because That's Marketing

I'm not sure who the first girl was who agreed to take off her top and hold her own tits for the camera, but add her to the list of unsung heroes throughout history. I'd place her just below the next female player to shank a Division IAA college football field goal and... read more

Ela Rose Is Water Incarnate

This never ending water company chorus line is still your best shot to move from Carl's Jr. cute fry girl to hey, I have 45,000 men who masturbate to me on Twitter, let me work your car show status. If you get that shot, why not let your tits fall into frame. It's like... read more

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