Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensivetampons just isn't enough. Aw, Petunia, you've got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked... read more

Kelly Brook Needs a Better Show

Ellen's produced sitcom about a super hot blond lesbian chick making a baby with her supportive straight guy friend isn't doing well with critics outside of those in Hollywood who fear for their working lives. You talk shit about Ellen in the Thirty Mile Zone, you might... read more

Lesbians Are the New Lesbians

Ellen Degeneres produced a TV show and picked the random category of lesbian as the subject matter. It's Elisha Cuthbert as a hot stacked lesbian the way lesbians dream lesbians look but only really exist to be married to crazy rich lesbians like Ellen. Everybody else... read more

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Elisha Cuthbert Happy Endings Out in the Desert

If Elisha Cuthbert isn't in your tug vault, then it's time for a banking audit. So fucking hot. As she was back in 24 as the teen with the boobs that were always in trouble, to turning boys into men in The Girl Next Door to being the hottest sloppy seconds Canadian... read more

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NO STRINGS ATTACHED - was the only new movie in theaters this week, and it made 20 million to win a very slow weekend box office. So finally we've discovered that people will watch an Ashton Kutcher movie, as long as they have nothing else to choose from. (box office... read more

elisha cutbert is disapointing

Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii this week, just like the last few times she's been on Tyler. The difference being, this time she's put on like five hundred pounds and looks like hell. Also she seems to be alone this time. That's not coincidence. She's probably only there... read more

ELISHA CUTHBERT IS "SLOPPY SECONDS"

Elisha Cuthbert is now on her third NHL boyfriend. She currently dates Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf (that’s them in Hawaii last May), but before that she dated Dallas left-winger Sean Avery and then Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Mike Komisarek. It's hard to... read more

THE GQ MAN OF THE YEAR AWARDS

Summer Glau would probably be the best-looking woman in the room on most occasions, but she learned a valuable lesson last night (as did Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Shahi, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini, Amber Valletta and every other woman on earth): Don’t go anywhere where... read more

THIS IS DISAPPOINTING

Elisha Cuthbert and dopey boyfriend Dion Phaneuf are still in Hawaii but these pictures from day 2 are more than a little disappointing. She’s only 25 but her ass is a mess. This of course means she will never get to know the pleasure of my love. I can't have sex with... read more

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OKAY SO IT IS DION PHANEUF

So according to 1800 emails from sexy readers, Dion Phaneuf is not playing hockey for Team Canada right now and so it probably is him in Hawaii with Elisha Cuthbert. But the most awesome email came from asourcewho I heart and they said Elisha went backstage at a Fall Out... read more

ELISHA CUTHBERT IS A NHL WHORE - UPDATE

Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii this week with her new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, a defencemen for the Calgary Flames. He is not to be confused with Elisha's last two boyfriends; Sean Avery of the New York Rangers or Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadians. The Sun UK says...... read more

THESE TWO WERE MAKING OUT

Us magazine says that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out with each other at a bar in New York City Tuesday night. Us says:Paris Hilton and Elisha Vuthbert were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night. Hilton, 26, and... read more