Elizabeth Hurley in A Bikini

It's not clear what you're supposed to say when a fifty-one year old woman self-publishes bikini snapshots of her amazing plastic surgery work. The rote "you look incredible for your age" seems to slight a long list of medical technicians, estheticians and stone masons... read more

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Vacation

Elizabeth Hurley looks good for seventy, or hope she can type for twenty five. Her wiki says fifty but it's hard to pin down a precise age given the extensive remodeling. It's like dating galaxies. You use lots of Greek characters and hope everybody at the conference who... read more

Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

Here's an interesting conundrum. If you're a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being that you're not in your right mind? Sure, junkies spew tons of... read more