Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Vacation

Elizabeth Hurley looks good for seventy, or hope she can type for twenty five. Her wiki says fifty but it's hard to pin down a precise age given the extensive remodeling. It's like dating galaxies. You use lots of Greek characters and hope everybody at the conference who knows better is skiing. She seems happy. In the right light. In the wrong light she looks like Caitlyn Jenner struggling to tuck in her Fleshlight....

read more
Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

Here's an interesting conundrum. If you're a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being that you're not in your right mind? Sure, junkies spew tons of nonsense because they're brains are like Denny's soft scrambled eggs. But they also have zero barrier for keeping secrets, which is why we shoot...

read more