Kris Jenner Struggles

There can't be anything more tortured than Kris Jenner talking to Ellen about Bruce Jenner turning into Caitlyn Jenner and dating men. Bruce Jenner has gone to more extreme lengths to cover up the fact that he loved the man cock than any other male born on this planet. So in denial about being an athlete stud who wanted to be in a dress taking it up the dumper, he turned himself into a woman so that he could explain...read more

Ellen Brings Down the Hammer

Dolce & Gabbana took another hit from the gay community when Ellen lambasted the unambiguously gay duo for making comments in an Italian magazine about in-vitro fertilization being as awful as pairing beige slacks with a taupe sweater. In a quirk of expectations, the designing ex-couple mentioned that babies should come from men and women fucking. Elton John took round one of the wagging finger of shame last week,...

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Kelly Brook Needs a Better Show

Ellen's produced sitcom about a super hot blond lesbian chick making a baby with her supportive straight guy friend isn't doing well with critics outside of those in Hollywood who fear for their working lives. You talk shit about Ellen in the Thirty Mile Zone, you might as well take your own life in the tub like the defeated Roman generals. The show will continue on given nobody has the balls to face Ellen across her...read more

Ellen's Comedy Gold Fucks with the NYPD (VIDEO)

Here's a pop quiz.Is now a good time to be fucking with the the NYPD? Your answer really depends on how much you look forward topeeringdown on theprotest march in your honor from heaven. Alexander Bok is a dude whose shtick is creeping up behind people and dancing then stopping suddenly when they turn around. The routine is in fact so fucking irritating it has become a staple of Ellen Degeneres' talk show. Bok pulled...

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Portia de Rossi Loves to Skywrite

Portia de Rossi's go to gifts for Ellen are either skywriting messages or that special thing she does with her tongue and ring finger that drives her old lady wild. She can do both while pretty deeply intoxicated. Amid rumors of a marriage reminiscent of Ike and Tina Turner without the music, Portia paid a pilot to write the word SIX in the sky above Ellen's elfin face to celebrate their sixth wedding anniversary....

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Portia De Rossi Faded On Ellen Vag

Ellen's vagina is the psychoactive toad of lesbian Hollywood. It made Anne Heche crazy, well, more crazy. Portia de Rossi is now experiencing the long term effects of having her face directed between her older wife's pant-suited thighs and told to help mama relax. Portia has started chugging diet wine coolers and screaming to the unsullied house staff that Ellen is controlling and manipulative. She also was ranting...

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Mila Kunis Won't Reveal Anything About The Douchebaby (VIDEO)

Mila Kunis knows the gender of the baby that she's currently expecting with Ashton Kutcher, and she also has a name picked out, but she won't reveal any of those details because it's none of our business or something. After all, her whole relationship with Ashton had been a secret for so long, even though everyone knew about it, so she's going to keep everything to herself because she's so brave, according to the...read more

Ellen Page and Ellen DeGeneres Out Out Each Other (VIDEO)

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Ellen DeGeneres invited Ellen Page on her show to tell how how brave she was for her coming out publicly as a lesbian to the big annual coming out publicly as a lesbian gathering in Los Angeles earlier this year. Then Ellen Page told Ellen DeGeneres that her coming out a long while ago was so much more brave than her own albeit brave coming out announcement and...read more

Ellen DeGeneres Hates the T's in LGBT

Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres is catching a shitload of flack from the transgender community for the only funny joke she made all night at The Oscars, pointing out that Liza Minnelli looks like a dude playing Liza Minnelli: "Hello to the best Liza Minnelli impersonator I've ever seen. Good job, sir." People who support transgender rights have their various and assorted privates in a bunch about it. Ellen, who is the...

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Ellen Degeneres To Host the 2014 Oscars

The Oscars pick their host these days like my friend Jeff finds women. He gets super loaded and makes a lot of bad decisions. I'm not sure how many beers it takes before you fall in love with Ellen, I think for Portia de Rossi it took about fifty million dollars worth. Fuck it, nobody hates Ellen and she fits the tuxedo. Good choice, Oscars. Photo Credit: Getty [gallery...

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At Ellen's New Mansion, The Carpets Do Match The Drapes (And You're Eating Both If You Want to Move In)

There was this guy in my circle of friends, he used to hang out at the bars, get lucky with the ladies every now and then, until one day up and told everybody he was moving in with some older man. He declared himself gay, packed his few material goods, and moved into this swank palace of a place where he still watches all his sports, drinks his beer, doesn't seem to work much, and, yeah, once a week or so he probably...

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Lindsay stood up the Ellen DeGeneres show

The last time Lindsay Lohan was on a talk show was back in April, when she told Jay Leno the same stuff she always says; that she wants to be more professional and responsible and that she's not the dipshit party girl everyone thinks she is. The next time Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be on a talk show was yesterday, with Ellen DeGenneres, but she went to some parties in Hawaii instead then skipped her flight back...

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Lindsay will show her spread to Ellen, so to speak

In her 5th "first interview since getting out of jail", Lindsay Lohan will unveil her issue of Playboy on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on December 15th, about a week before the magazine goes on sale. It sounds sexy already! "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay," her rep said. In other words the pictures will be...

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Portia DeGeneres might lez up Dancing with the Stars

There are 30 different adaptations of Dancing With The Stars around the world, and last week the Israeli version was the first to feature a same-sex couple when they paired up Gili Shem Tov, a gay TV sportscaster, and Dorit Milman, a not gay professional dancer. And yes those are girls (video). The next country to do it might be the US of motherfuckin A bitches, and even though it's a dumb idea, we're gonna have an...

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JLo and Steven Tyler are the new American Idol judges

Bored indifference is sweeping the nation today because there's been a series of reports, breaking one after another, about the new judges panel for American Idol. First Ellen DeGeneres announced on her twitter she was leaving after just one year, then Kara DioGuardi was fired so the show could go back to the original format of 3 judges instead of 4, then Deadline Hollywood announced Jennifer Lopez has been hired,...

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