Miles Teller and Emma Watson Put Out

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because affirmative action has a glass ceiling. read more

Emma Watson Feminist Droppings in the Subway

That cheeky Emma Watson is up to something fiendishly clever. She's dropping paperback copies of Maya Angelou's Mom & Me & Mom around the London Underground to turn unsuspecting travelers into gender empowered thieves. read more

Hermione Needs New Metaphors (VIDEO)

To her credit, Emma Watson has dug deeper than most celebrities in the role of UN Goodwill Ambassador for something contrived by men who keep the New York brothels humming. Watson's HeforShe campaigns have changed the lives of many millions of people once they're reminded... read more

Emma Watson Recycled Fashion

Watson claims the use of the recycled plastic threads and organic only silk and cotton additions are a feminist issue since most of the third world traditional garment factory workers are female. She's not quite clear on what happens to the women of Bangladesh once they... read more

Emma Watson Breathing New Life into Global Feminism (VIDEO)

Ever since Emma Watson was tapped with the title of UN Ambassador for all things super importantfor women, you just knew she was going to being a new vibrancy to the gratuitous position. Watson has been touring the world of New York and London posh hotels espousing the... read more

Hermione Starts a Feminist Book Club

If you've been thinking for some time now how you'd love to see that cutechick from the Harry Potter movies startan online feminist book club, today's your lucky day. Since being named U.S. Ambassador For Things Important to Women last year, Emma Watson has been Tweeting... read more

Hermione Forgot Her Bra And Shit Around The Web

I'm a big fan of Emma Watson. Not so much her acting but I'd like to accio her boobage into my mouth. That's a dorky ass Harry Potter joke. Check her out without a bra. (Drunken Stepfather) Nicole Trunfio has massivve cleavage in leather. (Last Men On Earth) Lucy Collett... read more

Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is out and it's clearly a Matt Damon movie... read more

Emma Watson and Facebook Plain Speaking About Women

If you're like me, you celebrated International Women's Day by having no clue it was International Women's Day. I feel like I just put my books away from Black History Month. Special days come up on you fast. U.N. Global Ambassador for Vagina Matters, Emma Watson, took... read more

Celebrities Give the United Nations Much Needed Credbility

Apparently, Emma Watson is our new Goodwill Ambassador for United Nations Women. I hope that's not like Macy's Women where they sell all the fat clothes. Watson serves the interests of the women of this planet and should we ever get involved in interplanetary gender... read more

Someone Stole $1 Million In Jewels At Cannes

Sofia Coppola's The Bling Ring is the true story of a group of regular nobodies who wanted to be famous so much that they stalked young celebrities via the internet to find out when they wouldn't be home and then broke in and stole a bunch of shit from them. Some of the... read more

Emma Watson Steals Shit

You can't be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I'll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown up playing one of the chicks from the Bling Ring. That... read more