Emma Watson Recycled Fashion

Watson claims the use of the recycled plastic threads and organic only silk and cotton additions are a feminist issue since most of the third world traditional garment factory workers are female. She's not quite clear on what happens to the women of Bangladesh once they lose their shitty factory jobs. Perhaps Sarah Lawrence for four years of Art History studies?

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Emma Watson Breathing New Life into Global Feminism (VIDEO)

Ever since Emma Watson was tapped with the title of UN Ambassador for all things super importantfor women, you just knew she was going to being a new vibrancy to the gratuitous position. Watson has been touring the world of New York and London posh hotels espousing the need for equality among men and women, minus those parts where men work for fifty years, get prostate cancer, and die before they can ever go marlin...

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Hermione Starts a Feminist Book Club

If you've been thinking for some time now how you'd love to see that cutechick from the Harry Potter movies startan online feminist book club, today's your lucky day. Since being named U.S. Ambassador For Things Important to Women last year, Emma Watson has been Tweeting and sitting down with HuffPo and giving speeches to packed houses of Asian ministers imagining what she'd say to letting them tag her while watching...

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Hermione Forgot Her Bra And Shit Around The Web

I'm a big fan of Emma Watson. Not so much her acting but I'd like to accio her boobage into my mouth. That's a dorky ass Harry Potter joke. Check her out without a bra. (Drunken Stepfather) Nicole Trunfio has massivve cleavage in leather. (Last Men On Earth) Lucy Collett Is topless in her panties. (Egotastic All-Stars) Hot girls showing you their POV. (The Chive) Kat Graham shows off her booty and sideboobs. (...

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Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is out and it's clearly a Matt Damon movie starring Matt Damon being Matt Damon with an audience driving its currently $250 million worldwide box office because of Matt Damon. Jessica Chastain plays...

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Emma Watson and Facebook Plain Speaking About Women

If you're like me, you celebrated International Women's Day by having no clue it was International Women's Day. I feel like I just put my books away from Black History Month. Special days come up on you fast. U.N. Global Ambassador for Vagina Matters, Emma Watson, tookcalls at Facebook HQ on gender inequality. They were going to take Facebook messages but nobody could figure out how that worked. Hermione went to...

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Celebrities Give the United Nations Much Needed Credbility

Apparently, Emma Watson is our new Goodwill Ambassador for United Nations Women. I hope that's not like Macy's Women where they sell all the fat clothes. Watson serves the interests of the women of this planet and should we ever get involved in interplanetary gender matters, she would be repping Starfleet as well. Emma Watson gave a speech to the U.N. General Assembly about women's rights that was vague and innocuous...

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Someone Stole $1 Million In Jewels At Cannes

Sofia Coppola's The Bling Ring is the true story of a group of regular nobodies who wanted to be famous so much that they stalked young celebrities via the internet to find out when they wouldn't be home and then broke in and stole a bunch of shit from them. Some of the stars were big names like Orlando Bloom, Megan Fox and Rachel Bilson, while other stars like Paris Hilton and Audrina Partridge weren't ever stars at...

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Emma Watson Steals Shit

You can't be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I'll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown up playing one of the chicks from the Bling Ring. That being both the group of dropout suburban L.A. youth who terrorized the underwear and jewelry drawers of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and other celebrities...read more

Emma Watson Covered Topless in the Natural Beauty Exhibition

Emma Watson went through that period of girl time when she wanted to pretend she wasn't a hot chick from the Harry Potter movies but a serious gender-neutral artist. So she enrolled at lesbian Brown University and chopped off all of her hair. Why women feel the need to be seen as something other than incredibly hot, highly paid performers is beyond the male understanding. I mean, Jordan did decide to quit basketball...

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'Noah' is delayed because of flooding

As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah', starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New York. IMDB says... To make it as realistic as possible, the director built a massive ark, which measures 450 feet long, 75 feet tall and 45 feet wide. Unfortunately, it was never...

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Emma Watson looks different

Emma Watson filmed some scenes for 'The Bling Ring' yesterday in Venice, so good news if you always wanted to know if Hermione Granger would look hot dressed slutty but worried about the consequences if you got caught running a search on that. (image source = inf, fame/flynet, pacific coast) [gallery id="6924"]

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Emma Watson is... umm... hot?

Emma Watson wore a sexy little mini skirt yesterday before appearing on David Letterman, and if there's not a rumor about her being from the future when humans have evolved into one gender, there should be. After taking these pictures she laid an egg and ate a fern, by the way. Swear to God! (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="7677"]

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Emma Watson is ridiculous

‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2' is having it's world premiere in London today, and the early reviews have been overwhelmingly positive. Almost as glowing as the review Emma Watsons dress got from Shower Scrunchie Digest. (image source = getty) [gallery id="7691"]

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Hermione is optimistic

Emma Watson is in Pittsburgh these days to film ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower', and over the weekend she went to the gym in a sports bra, just in case her breasts somehow doubled in size while working out and would need one. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery ids="811452,811462,811472,811482,811492,811502,811512,811521,811522,811532"]

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