Watson and Seyfried Fall Into Hack Trap

Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried are the two latest celebrities to have had their private photos hacked and redistributed on websites that all claim to have the Authentic Taylor Swift double fisted anal sex tape. read more

Emma Watson Expansive Feminism

Feminists used to have tangible goals. We don't want to be raped when we wear short skirts. If my husband fucks the nanny, I get to take the kids and he pays for our new apartment. Tampons in every ladies room, not just the classy joints. read more

Emma Watson Butches Up Belle on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #78

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I (and my gender neutral ten year old, "Bobbi") delve into Emma Watson's painful feminist scrub of Beauty and the Beast, note how rich celebrities have an inability to pick the right poor people to parade around as... read more

Emma Watson Feminist Washed Belle

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issueis that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. read more

Miles Teller and Emma Watson Put Out

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because affirmative action has a glass ceiling. read more

Emma Watson Feminist Droppings in the Subway

That cheeky Emma Watson is up to something fiendishly clever. She's dropping paperback copies of Maya Angelou's Mom & Me & Mom around the London Underground to turn unsuspecting travelers into gender empowered thieves. read more

Hermione Needs New Metaphors (VIDEO)

To her credit, Emma Watson has dug deeper than most celebrities in the role of UN Goodwill Ambassador for something contrived by men who keep the New York brothels humming. Watson's HeforShe campaigns have changed the lives of many millions of people once they're reminded... read more

Emma Watson Recycled Fashion

Watson claims the use of the recycled plastic threads and organic only silk and cotton additions are a feminist issue since most of the third world traditional garment factory workers are female. She's not quite clear on what happens to the women of Bangladesh once they... read more

Emma Watson Breathing New Life into Global Feminism (VIDEO)

Ever since Emma Watson was tapped with the title of UN Ambassador for all things super importantfor women, you just knew she was going to being a new vibrancy to the gratuitous position. Watson has been touring the world of New York and London posh hotels espousing the... read more

Hermione Starts a Feminist Book Club

If you've been thinking for some time now how you'd love to see that cutechick from the Harry Potter movies startan online feminist book club, today's your lucky day. Since being named U.S. Ambassador For Things Important to Women last year, Emma Watson has been Tweeting... read more

Hermione Forgot Her Bra And Shit Around The Web

I'm a big fan of Emma Watson. Not so much her acting but I'd like to accio her boobage into my mouth. That's a dorky ass Harry Potter joke. Check her out without a bra. (Drunken Stepfather) Nicole Trunfio has massivve cleavage in leather. (Last Men On Earth) Lucy Collett... read more

Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is out and it's clearly a Matt Damon movie... read more