Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless, Finally, For Fuck's Sake

The primary draw of Entourage was watching Vinny play straight while waiting pointlessly for Sloan to get naked. Since she played the popular girl in Snow Day, the world has been pining to see Emmanuelle Chriqui's tits. There's no other profession where sellers refuse to... read more

Trotting Out Emmanuelle Chriqui Means Entourage Is Nigh

The 90-minute white guys only rap video known as the Entourage movie is one month away. You can almost taste the mugging in celebrity cameos. For the longest time word was the film couldn't get made because Mark Wahlberg was re-imagining scenes from Missing in Action in... read more

Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

Everybody remembers Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage as the horribly annoying girlfriend you had to put up with because she's got a crazy hot body. They've yet to build a defense for men against women who look like Emmanuelle. I gave up the pretense long ago. When I... read more

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SOME CHICK DID SOMETHING

On a scale of hilarity, "Entourage" is somewhere between a dead Christmas pony and getting raped by a bear with AIDS. It's the worst show on television and it's not even close. It's like the writers have declared a war on comedy and a jihad against funny jokes. The whole... read more