Emmy Rossum Tits And Shit Around The Web

Emmy Rossum showed off her luscious tits during this week's episode of Shameless. You don't win Emmy's for that kind of work, you just win fans, also, money. Fuck the Emmy's even if that's also your actual name. See Emmy's ta-tas in all their glory. (Egotastic) Lourdes Leon in a bikini makes me think some bad thoughts. (TMZ) Kendall Jenner is a bottomless sex rabbit for Easter. (Huffington Post) Bella Thorne sports a...

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Emmy Rossum Has Got Your Back, Working Girl

Nobody gives a shit about the below line craftsman and chain smokers in Hollywood with the exception of the costume designers. You know where your bread is sewn if you're an actress. You take care of your lawyer so he does what needs to be done with DUI arrests and you take care of your costume and wardrobe people so your tits always look perfect in whatever you're wearing. This isn't some minor noblesse oblige. This...

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Emmy Rossum Seems Happy

God gave women nipple pokes in Hollywood so when they travel to Africa to snatch infants the kids will be transfixed by the thought of a decent meal. It makes for a quieter plane ride home. I read that somewhere online. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery id="3465"]

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The 2014 Critics' Choice Television Awards Occurred

Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People's Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV Critics Choice Awards is the one chance for miserably failed artists to have their voices heard. What TV shows do fat guys who take great care in selecting their eyeglass frames like to watch...read more

Emmy Rossum Looking Chesty After A Work Out In West Hollywood

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Splash [gallery id="3503"]

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Emmy Rossum Is Not Really Topless

I guess this is why magazines are going away and premium cable is raking in the dough. Emmy Rossum's tits. Esquire can't show them to you or else they lose their corporate advertisers who have hated boobs since the Pilgrim days. Showtime can, and they do, and that's why you pay to watch Shameless. Girls almost showing off their tops is high school. Paying money to see girls take off their tops is what being grown up...

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Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

I can't even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards. It's over Emmy. Deal with it. (image source=pacific coast) [gallery id="6298"]

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Emmy Rossum is fast

Emmy Rossum was at a high school track in LA today to film some scenes for her Showtime series 'Shameless'. In this scene, someone tries to make her watch the Showtime series "Shameless". (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="7605"]

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Emmy Rossum explains how she prevents "penetration"

In real life it's easy for a girl to avoid "penetration". The most common ways are by claiming my hour is up or by snickering when I ask her out. But what if that girl is a really really hot actress, and she's naked, and she's filming one of her many graphic sex scenes that are supposed to look real. Because that basically describes Emmy Rossum on the Showtime series Shameless. So how does she keep simulated sex from...

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Kim Kardashian was the big winner

Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there was one. I have no idea WTF the "Nivea Beach House" is, but it looks like everyone had a good time. Which is surprising because one would imagine that putting this guy within 10 feet of Kims...read more


God knows how these are the only five pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg as Olivia Newton John in "Grease" and Emmy Rossum as Sarah Palin because I know if I had stumbled onto that, I would have been photographing it like it was the baby Jesus.(picture source = pacific coast)read more


It's a little perplexing that a big Hollywood star like Emmy Rossum - seen here this weekend in Malibu - would date a total freakin dork, but it's actually encouraging news for people like you and your friends. Not me though. I'm a hunk. [gallery id="973"]

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