Erin Andrews Won Herself Fifty-Five Mill

Sideline sports reporter Erin Andrews scored a sizable bump in pay nailing a fifty-five million dollar civil suit verdict against the corporation that runs the Marriott hotel in Nashville. In 2008, one of Andrew's stalkers managed to outwit the desk staff at the hotel by being marginally intelligent and wormed his way into the room next door to Andrews where he proceeded to jimmy her room's peephole and use a camera...

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Erin Andrews Emotionally Broken

Erin Andrews appeared repulsed when double amputee and war veteran Noah Galloway proposed to his girlfriend on Dancing With The Stars. It sucks when you're upstaged by the stars of the pretend reality show you're hosting. It was always super annoying when Tom Brady threw those touchdown passes which really distracted from your brilliant four second quips. Nice tits though. After everyone watching the show started...

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Erin Andrews Feels the Cold Steel of Revenge

Two years ago professional attractive statue and cliche generatorErin Andrews mocked college basketball player Marshall Henderson because he failed a drug test. Henderson had a history with drugs and once tried to buy $800 of weed with counterfeit money, most likely somewhere near a 7-11. Like most addicts Henderson became a predicable disappointment you have to invite over for Thanksgiving. He was also known for...

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Erin Andrews Dissed Again

Boston radio host Kirk Minihane offered an apology to Erin Andrews for calling her a stupid gutless bitch after the MLB All Star Game. The apology quickly devolved into more ranting about Andrews : "I used a word to reference Erin Andrews that I shouldn't have used to reference Erin Andrews... I think FOX only hired her because she's good-looking. I think if she weighed 15 pounds more she'd be a waitress at Perkins."...

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Erin Andrews Failed Journalism

Boston radio slob Kurt Minihane went on a tirade against Erin Andrews because she failed the sacred trade of journalism by not asking hard hitting questions during the MLB All-Star game. During an in game interview Andrews asked Adam Wainwright if he threw Derek Jeter an easy pitch on purpose. It is widely known Derek Jeter is being afforded Kim Jong un style propaganda stunts by major league baseball, since he is...

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Erin Andrews Lost the Gunt

I think I still like Erin Andrews, but I'm not sure. Ever since that dude cut a hole through a wall in the hotel and spied on her, I feel like maybe other people like her a lot more than I do. Then there was the period immediately afterward when she grew a bit of a gunt and started looking more like a traditional female-in-sports person. And then there's the fact that she seems to be on five networks covering eighteen...

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the top 10 stories of 2009

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC - this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course I'm the only one who works here, so it was mostly my penis taking a stand. Eventually we agreed on the Top 10. That's the price of leadership. (May 20th) 9. PAULA ABDUL GOT FIRED FROM AMERICAN IDOL - because she was...

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ESPN ruins everything

Having already defeated fans who would rather watch football than suffer through cutesy idiotic banter by their sportscasters, ESPN is now in phase 2 of Operation Go F Yourself. Now is the time to strike at their own employees, so they took a five-month-old video that no one had ever heard of showing an unidentified naked girl and told the world it was their sideline reporter Erin Andrews. Take that Erin! Page Six...

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I have no idea - UPDATE

I've gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can't even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I'm flattered people would think I know what Erin Andrews looks like naked, but the truth is we haven't had sex as many times as you might think. I have no idea if it's her or not. You can download it anywhere...

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