Erin Andrews Won Herself Fifty-Five Mill

Sideline sports reporter Erin Andrews scored a sizable bump in pay nailing a fifty-five million dollar civil suit verdict against the corporation that runs the Marriott hotel in Nashville. In 2008, one of Andrew's stalkers managed to outwit the desk staff at the hotel by... read more

Erin Andrews Emotionally Broken

Erin Andrews appeared repulsed when double amputee and war veteran Noah Galloway proposed to his girlfriend on Dancing With The Stars. It sucks when you're upstaged by the stars of the pretend reality show you're hosting. It was always super annoying when Tom Brady threw... read more

Erin Andrews Feels the Cold Steel of Revenge

Two years ago professional attractive statue and cliche generator Erin Andrews mocked college basketball player Marshall Henderson because he failed a drug test. Henderson had a history with drugs and once tried to buy $800 of weed with counterfeit money, most likely... read more

Erin Andrews Dissed Again

Boston radio host Kirk Minihane offered an apology to Erin Andrews for calling her a stupid gutless bitch after the MLB All Star Game. The apology quickly devolved into more ranting about Andrews : "I used a word to reference Erin Andrews that I shouldn't have used to... read more

Erin Andrews Failed Journalism

Boston radio slob Kurt Minihane went on a tirade against Erin Andrews because she failed the sacred trade of journalism by not asking hard hitting questions during the MLB All-Star game. During an in game interview Andrews asked Adam Wainwright if he threw Derek Jeter an... read more

Erin Andrews Lost the Gunt

I think I still like Erin Andrews, but I'm not sure. Ever since that dude cut a hole through a wall in the hotel and spied on her, I feel like maybe other people like her a lot more than I do. Then there was the period immediately afterward when she grew a bit of a gunt... read more

the top 10 stories of 2009

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC - this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course I'm the only one who works here, so it was mostly my penis taking a... read more

ESPN ruins everything

Having already defeated fans who would rather watch football than suffer through cutesy idiotic banter by their sportscasters, ESPN is now in phase 2 of Operation Go F Yourself. Now is the time to strike at their own employees, so they took a five-month-old video that no... read more

I have no idea - UPDATE

I've gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can't even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I'm flattered people would think I know what Erin Andrews looks... read more