Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she's finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to... read more

The MPAA Wins, Tits Lose

A couple weeks ago the MPAA declared the Sin City: A Dame to Kill one sheet featuring Eva Green's almost right tit was too offensive for the Narnia like imaginary snow globe world they call home. The MPAA issued a fatwah and ordered the artwork confiscated, burned, and... read more

Eva Green's Boobs Banned By the MPAA

The MPAA ensured that our nation's children will never be exposed to the horror of the female anatomy by banning the Sin City 2 posters featuring Eva Green in a thin robe that exhibited "curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown."... read more

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Tito Ortiz And Gene Simmons Really Classed Up The 300 Premiere

They say you can tell a lot about a movie based on the type of people who show up to the premiere, and if that is indeed the case, then 300: Rise of an Empire is the Celebrity Rehab of movies in 2014. Among the many other people that you've probably never heard of, Tito... read more

'Dark Shadows' Has a Trailer, Suprise It's Terrible

It's no secret that Tim Burton no longer directs a film without casting his wife, Johnny Depp Helena Bonham Carter. There are a few other things that you can almost always count on from Tim, all of which appear in the new trailer for 'Dark Shadows.' - Recycled dark set... read more