Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein's got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I in My Calvin's Campaign. She "flashes" in hers. If...read more

Eva Mendes' Dog Will Shred Your Junk

Women hate Eva Mendes because she's getting boned by Ryan Gosling. Men hate Eva Mendes because they can't have her. What's a misunderstood sexy Latina to do? Buy a big fucking dog that eats slower children. If you so much as glance at Eva's tits, that brute is going to take his canines to your unmentionables. And you're not getting that shit sewn back on. That dog looks like a swallower. Photo credit: PCN [gallery...

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wtf are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes looking at

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have been dating for a few months now, and this weekend they were in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and they had dinner at the Eiffel Tower and Ryan bought Eva a rose. What I'm trying to say is that Ryan Gosling fucked Eva Mendes this weekend, a lot. (image source = inf) [gallery id="7297"]

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are in love!!!

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling went on another date this week, this time at the Griffith Park Observatory in Hollywood before hiking down the hill to Evas house. Sounds romantic. "Hey Eva, I know you have a $2,000 purse and platform sandals, but how about we go down that sunbaked dusty trail and breathe in all the dirt we kick up, then crawl through some sticker bushes filled with rattlesnakes?" This Ryan is one smooth...

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Perez Hilton should get punched in the face again

This weeks People magazine cover story is about cyber-bullying and Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman who committed suicide after his roommate streamed video from a hidden webcam showing Clementi making out with another guy. Lance Bass, Kathy Griffin, Tim Gunn, and Wanda Sykes were all on Larry King Monday night to talk about being gay and bullied, Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes have shared stories of...

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eva mendes is too sexy (update!)

A new billboard in SoHo for Calvin Klein is getting some people all worked up because they claim it's, "borderline pornography". The ad, which features Eva Mendes, is also on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood, but no one there seems to be complaining. Maybe because much of the real pornography is filmed 2 minutes away in mansions in the Hollywood Hills. You're going to have a hard time upsetting someone who just spent...

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eva mendes knows how to promote a movie

Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of 'Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans', and if someone wanted to make the case that she's the best looking person on earth, I would find it hard to argue. What helped is that she didn't wear a bra and her shirt was held in place with little more than optimism. Predictably, that did not work, so the pictures you really want are about halfway through the...

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eva mendes is ridiculous

Eva Mendes stars with Nic Cage in the sequel to 'Bad Lieutenant', and as always she looked terrific at it's Venice premier last night. It didn't hurt that she occasionally flicked her tongue at the photographers, as if giving the paparazzi erections would make them take better pictures. It won't. Considering several kids movies are also premiering at this festival, all it probably does is get them arrested. [gallery...

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Eva Mendes is sort of attractive

Eva Mendes is on vacation in Italy this week, and she looks even hotter now than she did when we made our sex tape. And she looked amazing in our sex tape. When it came out, the Hollywood Reporter said, "Mendes is a stunner, breathtaking from start to finish … Brendon stumbles at first but displays noticeably increased confidence by the end … overall, a sexy romp that's sure to delight and entertain. 4.5 stars" (7...

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EVE MENDES IS NAKED, WEIRD

I’m extremely grateful to Italian Vogue for getting Eva Mendes to posealmost naked, but they still manage to make it all weird and less awesome than it should have been. For starters, they gave her a red afro in some of these. It's like I'm jacking off to the mayor of hamburger town. Gee thanks. Also they have a picture of her with her foot in her mouth. Here's the math on that: hot piece of ass + foot in her mouth =...

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EVA MENDES IS IN REHAB

Various sources say today that not only has Eva Mendes gone to rehab for substance abuse, but she's already been there for a few weeks. What a big star! TMZ says: We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country. Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.Eva Mendes has...

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EVA MENDES AND JOAQUIN PHIOENIX?

Despite constant denials that they’ve been dating for months now, Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendes were once again seen all over each other at a club in New York last week. The Daily News says:(they) couldn't keep their hands off each other at Unik's party for Wyclef Jean at Gin Lane Thursday night. The pair, whose reps have both denied coupledom in the past, were making out like crazy, our Gin Lane spy reports. "They...

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