Fergie Goes Tits Large

Fergie got huge new cans. They're fairly spectacular. Like Clemens or Bonds ass injection marks at forty-one, assume Fergie just added three to four more big money years to her career. Worth noting, Clemens and Bonds were talented before the PEDs.

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M.I.L.F. $ Isn't Even Trying (VIDEO)

Fergie and Will.I.Am produced a new music video that backed into a song that may be the worst four minutes of musically arranged crap ever. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian release computer baked dance tracks every couple of years because dudes in the Middle East who can't afford to fuck them want to feel involved. Fergie passes herself off as a musical artist. There's some inherent level of responsibility in that...read more

Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensivetampons just isn't enough. Aw, Petunia, you've got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked absolutely miserable at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party. Jessica Alba, buck the fuck up, you're a diaper billionaire with perfect tits. Suki...read more

Steve Ballmer Apparently Loves Fergie

Remember when nerds were fat dumpy awkward dudes with Aspergers when we still called it spastic? I miss those nerds. Now everybody with a high IQ and a chip on their shoulder from being born without athletic ability is looking to lay waste to the digital landscape. Steve Ballmer seems okay letting his happy out. It's not pretty, but it's genuine. Why not revel in the fact that the modern era allows nerds to own...

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Fergie Relives Pissing On Herself (VIDEO)

Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There's not really much to the story according to Fergie, she just really had to piss and didn't have time before the show. Muscle relaxers or vaginal trauma were not involved: "I'm running on and we jump and do Let's Get It Started, and I get...

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Josh Duhamel Looks Miserable

The last time I saw this face was on James Gandolfini a month before he passed. It's overwhelmed man face. Josh Duhamel has it going on in spades. Getting around with the ladies in Hollywood was no problem for this famed cocksman, but nurturing a blown up Fergie through her pregnancy seems to have Josh on the cliff's edge. Yeah, Fergie looks like hell too. But she's having a baby. Nature is supposed to make her...

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Fergie Is Legally Changing Her Name To Fergie

Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy Ferguson is more commonly known to fans of really generic pop music as Fergie, while fewer people know her as Mrs. Josh Duhamel. But as she's set to soon give birth to the couple's first child, Fergie decided that after almost five years of marriage, it's time to not only take her husband's last name, but also officially change her name to Fergie. So long, Stacy Ferguson. Hello, Fergie...

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Ever Get the Feeling Bill Clinton Is Staring at Your Tits?

I can respect consistency. Yeah, it's not so classy I suppose for a gentleman and ex-President to keep peering down at the cleavage of every woman he ran into at a fancy ball in Vienna. And, yes, most men would distinguish between checking out Fergie's swollen mammaries and popping wood for 78-year old Barbara Eden in her Jeannie costume. But Bill Clinton is a fucking horn dog machine. You can't take that out of him....

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2013 Logo Channel Awards Not All That Fabulous

Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren't swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They've got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo holds their big awards show and, meh, not much talent. J-Woww showed up and flashed her boobs in a perfunctory manner. Fergie came looking for her husband. And Ciara...

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Fergie is pregnant

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been married since 2009, and started dating in 2004, which actually makes them one of the most normal couples in Hollywood. She was even cool enough to dress up as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween but skip the easy orange jumpsuit thing. So, other than the fact that babies are awful, I guess it makes sense that they would finally settle down and start a family. "Josh & Me & BABY makes...read more

Lady Gaga is in that book about butts

Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there's a picture of her naked ass in the book 'Culo', which makes sense because that's a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That's Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason...read more

many celebrities are practically retarded

Fergie has an interview in the new issue of Allure (though I'm not sure who that's supposed to be on the cover) and she has a theory that might answer why there are so many pregnancy rumors about her. "I think people think that I'm pregnant sometimes because my weight fluctuates." Ohh, gosh, you think? Could those two things be related somehow? It's sounds crazy, but maybe. I wonder if Fergie could help me solve the...

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Tuesday morning headlines

JJ ABRAMS - has a new top secret movie project at Paramount, called Zanbato for now, with Japanese history and robotics as the major themes. One source described it as, "Swashbuckling robots with swords." Cool. So how long until someone points out that robots are made of sword-proof metal. (deadline) KANYE WEST - closed out Coachella Sunday night, and "delivered a grandiose, theatrical performance destined to be...read more

Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane for acting like an ass

Josh Duhamel seems like a decent enough guy, but he's married to Fergie so clearly he has deep psychological problems. And apparently he's also a jackass who deosn't think the laws of society apply to him, because yesterday he was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his BlackBerry. TMZ says... Duhamel was on a flight from New York (when) the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry...

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Fergie is in Rio

Fergie hit the beach in Rio today, and luckily most of the pictures are sort of blurry so thats good. That's when Fergie looks her best. If the pictures are clear you notice how old and dry and leathery she looks. I bet her vag looks like the tunnel Indiana Jones went down to get that gold idol in Raiders. [gallery ids="690362,690372,690381,690391,690401,690411,690421,690431,690441"]

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