Amy Schumer Called To Task for Plantation Yucks (VIDEO)

Eventually, the politically correct eat their own. It's the Hungry Hungry Hippos Theory of self-righteous consumption. If the process happened with any expediency, the snowflakes would melt faster than they're falling. It's not. The drifts are growing. read more

Goldie Hawn Sensational If Not Crusty

Nobody looks great mostly naked at seventy. Rich men can still get laid at advanced ages by sheer artifice, but nature didn't intend old people to be sexually desirable. Lemon parties being the prime example of denying nature's structured tapestry. People magazine... read more

Bill Hudson Still Finding His Dad Rhythm

Oliver Hudson mocked his absentee bio-dad on Father's Day by calling it Happy Abandonment Day and posting a kid picture of himself and his sister Kate Hudson and Bill Hudson who fucked Goldie Hawn at a party in 1976 and had to marry her. Their marriage lasted one more... read more

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Kate Hudson And Goldie Hawn in Bikinis

Goldie Hawn seems constantly in motion. It may have something to do with what happens to her skin during standstill. She may slurry back into her periodic table elements. Hawn seems like a good mom who doesn't judge her daughter for showing up with a different musician... read more

Goldie, Kate and Donatella Ready to Wear

It's a matter of opinion as to who among the group of girlfriends is the one staying home on Saturday night, but I'll randomly bet behind the one who resembles a Tim Burton stop-motion character. Goldie Hawn insisted on accredited university degrees for the dude who... read more

Goldie Hawn Still Knows How To Party

If 81-year old Kim Novak hadn't shown up to the Academy Awards as a presenter, looking like a villain from Joel Schumacher's horrible Batman films and struggling to get through the script on the teleprompter, more people would probably be talking about Goldie Hawn's... read more

Is that ... oh no

I don't know when this page turned into some geriatric lust fetish site, but last week it was Helen Mirrens breasts, yesterday it was Kelly Ripa and her three kids(*), today it's Goldie Hawn slipping out of her dress. It's not as bad as you might think, but look here you... read more