Halle Berry Joins Instagram

Halle Berry is one of the A-listers who had previously refused to join social media. It's like fronting commercials for shrimp ramen in Japan. You do it for the cash. You don't want your kids or your pastor to know. Social media exposure is the Tijuana donkey show. There's no pretending you're there as a scheduled part of your medical supplies convention free-day agenda. Halle Berry claimed she had no interest in...

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Halle Berry Tits Signal Single

Halle Berry has at least one more super good looking abusive future boyfriend or husband in her. She might keep making babies until she's sixty-five if the science of super expensive unnecessary laboratory reproduction continues to evolve. She seems immune to the aging afflicting everyone else on the planet. I wouldn't be surprised to learn someday that beatings keep you young. Daryl Hannah still looks fantastic....

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Halle Berry Hair Fight

Halle Berry and her intermittently employedmodel ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter's hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had claimed Aubry was bleaching the girl's hair to make her appear more white. Aubrydenied the allegation because he is a liar or possibly because his English is limited and he thought she was saying he liked his ass plundered...

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Halle Berry's Daughter Getting Whitewashed

Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl's hair and died it blonde because he apparently wants the girl to be white. No legally sane straight dude gives a shit about his daughter's hair. Either the little girl wanted this done or Aubry is a gay David Duke. This seems unlikely...

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Gabriel Aubry Unemployable

Halle Berry's ex husband is an idle handliving off her financial support. After Berry's new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work for six months because his face was fucked up and male modeling pay is an urban legend yet to be confirmed. Aubry is bilking $16,000 a month in child support, which he is spending mostly on his own tastes in expensive gym...

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Halle Berry Seems a Bit Snatchy

I might be juvenile, but I got excited when Halle Berry almost showed off where babies of fifty year olds come from. I bet she's had that vagina surgery that gives her twat the size, grip, and poor decision making skills of a teenager again. I'm sure her French husband benefits from thinking about that while he's making sweet love to his dutiful male assistant. French men are gay jokes are cheap, but they still make...

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Halle Berry Has to Support Her Baby Daddy

The day women started getting into the 'I'll bang hot young models because I can' game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay $200K a year in support to the French Canadian dude she boned until she got knocked up and realized she didn't want to spend forever with a male model. The monthly checks aren't meant to cover the cologne and ear muff...

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Crazy Suing Crazy To Sell a TV Show

A homeless woman named Jo Anne Vandegriff came up with an interesting way to get a pitch meeting: suing Amanda Bynes. The wannabe TV producer wasn't having any luck getting a meeting at Disney to pitch her Civil War romance series, you know, because she's a fucking crazy homeless woman without a condescending prick of an agent. So, she figured that the best way to get everyone she wanted to pitch to in the same room...

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Halle Berry Looks Good After Yet Another Euro Model Baby

I can't remember which swarthy looking European man is the dad of Halle Berry's latest kid, but as always Halle looks ready to make more after just having this one. Getting Halle pregnant isn't the hard part, it's the near medically impossible part. But they said that at forty and at fifty, and they'll probably saw it again when Halle loads up with child again at sixty. Nobody bothers to make those cliche comment...

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Halle Berry Is Very Pregnant

Halle Berry is very pregnant by way of whomever the current Euro-model she's now dating. I have a sneaking suspicion that she likes everybody knowing she's pregnant. And not just because Halle's bravely proving that rich women can have unnecessarily high risk pregnancies at nearly any age now. But also the clothes. There was no designer wardrobe for pregnant moms back in the 60's when Halle first became sexually...

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Halle Berry Ships Her Daughter Overseas

It's kind of a sad day, but you knew it had to come. Halle Berry took her daughter Nahla to FedEx to get her passport picture. With the new baby on the way by the next temperamental male model, it's time to ship the five year old reminder of the last guy off somewhere overseas. Remember, Nahla, mommy still loves you. Now take a deep breath and get in the fucking box. Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN [gallery...

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Halle Berry Pregnant Because Why the Fuck Not

I'm not sure Halle Berry realizes that while a number of her parts are fresh from the factory this decade, her babymaker is still a natural 46. But somehow, she and her pretty Euro boy actor and model boyfriend got a baby in there and it's going to become a kid, according to TMZ. You could expect this to go slightly better than the last time Halle was 40+ and gave birth to a baby by a pretty boy model. I love a game...

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Halle Berry Boobs Never Age

Halle Berry doesn't have real tits, but she has spectacular tits, which is more important than real. What truly is real in this world? Organic food? It's grown with shit, literally. Reality TV is entirely fake. The last bout of 'real love' I experienced ended in her sleeping with my favorite bartender (the worst, because you can always find a new girl, but finding a new favorite bartender is a pain in the ass). There...

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Counterpoint: Halle Berry Still a Hot Dream

People who say Halle Berry is just OK are both blind, and probably racist too. Not that there's anything wrong with being blind. Halle Berry is 46-damn years old and I'd dare you to name another woman her age whose big knockers you'd like to knock back with your face as much as hers? I'd have to agree that the short haircut nonsense raging through Hollywood is a bit of a boner killer. If I wanted to be with girls with...

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Point: Halle Berry Is OK At Best

I don't know if its because I'm possibly gay or because I'm definitely incredibly racist butHalleBerry does absolutely nothing for me. That's why it shocks me to hear people talking about her appearance onLenolast night. Mostly because I didn't know people still watchedLenoand like every other guy on the planet I take it as a personal insult that she still cuts her hair short. Proving once again no one can pull this...

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