Hayden Panettiere Dynamo Tits

Hayden Panettiere suffered from the asymptomatic version of postpartum depression that caused her to spend much of this past November in rehab with other celebrities suffering from undiagnosed Lyme disease and sex addiction to really attractive female models. Panettiere... read more

Hayden Panettiere Is Knowingly Pregnant

Hayden Panettiere kept her hand dramatically on her womb most of the Emmys night just in case anybody didn't realize she was pregnant. For the slower witted, Hayden massaged her teats until a milky like silicon colloid oozed from her nipples. The anorexic tanned hostess... read more

Wladimir Klitschko Is Testing The Limits Of Hayden Panettiere's Cervix

Wladimir Klitschko is 6-foot-6 and weighs about 245 pounds, while Hayden Panettiere is 3-foot-1 and weighs as much as a bag of grapes, so it's only natural to imagine him splitting her into a dozen pieces when they have crazy Ukrainian gorilla sex. But whatever his... read more

Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini

Now this is Labor Day. Sure, the American labor movement has been crushed into near oblivion. Maybe everything we own is now made in a country overseas that changes its name every ten years to try and make people forget that Gary Glitter violated its children. And maybe... read more

Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini

Guys have some strange fascination with short girls. There's some unfounded collective belief that all short girls are somehow gymnastically inclined nymphomaniac spinners who fly on and off your member like Sandy Duncan in her Peter Pan harness. I once had sex with a... read more

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Cocky

Hayden Panettiere can afford to be cocky. When you're a midget and the entire male world wants to bang the snot out of you, you're doing well for yourself. She's also now engaged to Vladimir Klitschko who may or may not own one of the seventeen unofficial heavyweight... read more

does Hayden Panettiere have breast implants?

People have been wondering if Hayden Panettiere finally got breasts implants after seeing her in a bra in this weeks episode of 'Nashville'. And her boobs do look bigger, and a little weird, but it's probably just a push up bra and some shadows. I'll go stare at her tits... read more

Hayden Panettiere looks terrific

Hayden Panettiere has been on vacation in Cabo with her boyfriend Scotty McKnight (who for some reason is a receiver for the Jets and not the shy one in a boy band as his name clearly implies), but she didn't give him a handjob on camera like Adrien Brodys girlfriend... read more

Hayden Panettiere makes sports more fun

Hayden Panettiere played some tennis and basketball, all while in a bikini, yesterday in Hawaii with her boyfriend, New York Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight, who I've never heard of so I assume sucks. She actually looks really good here, and is amazingly photogenic... read more

Hayden Panettiere is single too

Hayden Panettiere and Wladmir Klitschko also announced that they've broken up today after dating for the past two years, but since I don't care about that in any way, here's 47 more pictures of Bar Refaeli in a bikini. You can skip these if you wan't, but then you won't... read more

Hayden Panettiere showed off her misspelled tat

Hayden Panettiere went to the Tribeca Film Festival on Sunday in this sexy backless dress that showed off her tat. It says, "Vivere senza rimipianti", which is Italian for, "To live without regrets". The good news is that probably means she's slutty. The bad news is it's... read more

Hayden Panettiere is adorable

Hayden Panettiere isn't really my thing, but she looked fantastic last night at a benefit in Santa Monica for the Surfrider Foundation. She's sexy and cute at the same time, and that's hard to do. To top this she'd have to lay on the floor naked and play with baby tigers... read more