Heather Locklear Didn't Dodge Ditch But Ducks Criminal Charges For Car Crash

Heather Locklear has stepped up her personal attention grab game with a sympathy seeking post for a car crash that was all her fault.  read more

Heather Locklear Rehab Refresher

Heather Locklear is returning to rehab. Technically speaking, her home is rehab and she occasionally returns to not rehab to tape occasional TV cameos and provide interviews to Japanese magazines on healthy living. read more

when did Heather Locklear get breasts

Heather Locklear is in London today for Samuel L. Jacksons Shooting Stars charity golf tournament to raise money for the Make A Wish foundation, and apparently her wish was to get breasts for the first time in her life. And her wish came true. What a heart warming post... read more

heather locklear is under arrest

California is, without question, the worst place on earth. Everything is illegal, everything is taxed, everything is 5000 times harder than it should be. Unless you're a no-parking sign, because apparently those have an entire branch of government dedicated to ensuring... read more

morning headlines

LADY GAGA - is defending Kanye Wests behavior at the VMAs. "He's a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f****** bad. He really does. Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he's changed music and he's really prolific and an incredible person, and I think... read more

afternoon headlines

FUN WITH TAZERS - Police in Merced, CA. used a stun gun on a man with no legs in a wheelchair. Twice. Then his pants fell down as they handcuffed him on the ground, and they left him that way in broad daylight. Then he sat in jail for 6 days, then was released for lack... read more


HOLY CRAP!  So obviously Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend for DUI, but she was quickly released because her blood alcohol level was well below .08.  Now it turns out her BAL was maybe so low because Locklear wasn’t drunk or driving erratically in any way,... read more


Alleged actress Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday night on suspicion of driving under the influence of controlled substances in Montecito, California.  The LA Times says…Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol and booked about 7 p.m. after a citizen... read more


If you had your choice to bang just one girl on a surfboard in Hawaii who used to have sex with Richie Sambora, you’d have to weigh the pros and cons.  Heather Locklear looks better in a bikini than Denise Richards, even though Locklear is ten years older, but be warned,... read more


Heather Locklear walking around Beverly Hills in a see thru skirt and no panties just guaranteed her as the winner of the previously uninvented "Hottest 50 Year Old Ass" award.  Granted, she was the only one who entered the contest.  At least the only one who didn’t make... read more