Heidi Klum Seems Super Practical

Heidi Klum recently called it quits with her younger New York art scene boyfriend, Vito Schnabel. In deference to his father being a lauded modern painter and arthouse filmmaker, everybody generously referred to son Vito as an art curator. read more

FTC Engages in Futile Battle Over Social Media Disclosure

The Federal Trade Commission is the intersection point between the free marketplace and regulation to keep people from getting unwittingly fucked in the free marketplace. Like making male Speedo ads note in eight point font that this banana hammock in no way will help you... read more

Heidi Klum Sends a Message (VIDEO)

Heidi Klum is still making money off her body. No small feat at forty-three. In unedited pictures she looks like a Barbie Doll made with lumpy clay. read more

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Heidi Klum in A Bikini

Heidi Klum's fond of hitting her hotel balcony after she fucks her significantly younger boyfriend. She pretends he is an artist of some measure. Whatever gets you through. We've all been there. read more

Heidi Klum Nipples Like Holiday Gum Drops

It's hard to put your finger on precisely how Heidi Klum differs from your typical early Black Friday morning 40-something shoppers. The lack of human carnage around her feet has to be one. read more

Heidi Klum Cloned

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn't do shit for free outside of fucking young men. read more

Heidi Klum Mom of Four Tits Impressive

Heidi Klum and Nick Cannon went to the Drake concert together. Heidi wore a dress that showed off her braless tits. Nick Cannon wore a tank top and his grandmother's antebellum black hair wrap. read more

Heidi Klum Milking The Shit Out of Her New Lingerie Line

There's something truly admirable about Heidi Klum. It's likely her tiny tits. The German balloon parade never came to her town. Heidi Klum rose from the depths of being a hot teenaged chick every dude in Cologne wanted to wurst-bang to an iconic Western star who controls... read more

That Time Heidi Klum's Former Fuck Toy Saved Chris Cornell's Life

Chris Cornell has a crazy chick fan who thinks she's supposed to bear his sacred babies and likes to send threatening letters to his wife and show up to his events. Jessica Robbins had a court ordered ankle bracelet to make sure she never got close to Cornell, but she... read more

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Heidi Klum Hosts A Party For Herself

You're never too old to lick a dripping ice cream cone in the manner of a fellatio big finish. The theme of Heidi Klum's Macy's launch party was lingerie and frozen deserts. One of these things was made within ten thousand miles of the store. Only fat sweaty people eat... read more

Heidi Klum Goes Topless And Shit Around The Web

Heidi Klum is past her peak, it's true, but I still like seeing her naked. Maybe it's a nostalgia thing for when I used to wait for the Victoria's Secret catalog to come in the dark days before the Internet. read more

Heidi Klum in A Bikini Tanning at Eden Roc

There may be something to all those celebrities lying about medical issues so they can use surrogates to birth their offspring. Breeding is the beautiful miracle of life, but a motherfucker on your abdominals. You can always spot the mothers of large broods sunning by the... read more