Hilary Duff in A Bikini

Hilary Duff has split up with her personal trainer. Is fucking the person who motivates you at the gym a good idea? Depends on the results. For Rob Kardashian, not so much. He got a bastard baby with facial piercings and reinvigorated insulin shock read more

Hilary Duff Sides Against Incest

The anatomy of the celebrity Twitter spat turned entertainment blog headline is now fairly established. Post personal pictures or information on social media, cherry pick out one or two offensive comments, return serve with an epic comeback, and await the massive public... read more

Hilary Duff Trainer Fucking Paying Off

At some point every Hollywood celebrity has to spend some amount of time fucking their personal trainer. Who cares about you more than the person helping you look Instagram body ready? read more

Let the Halloween Costume Lamentations Begin

Halloween is the best and worst of times for people obsessed with the cessation of all injured feelings in this world. The nature of Halloween costumes means there will be fingers to wag and judgements to be made through the entire pagan long weekend. It's the Super Bowl... read more

Hilary Duff Is the Keymaster

In the days of traditional television media, there were the talent Haves and the Have-Nots. The Haves competed in the Battle of the Network Stars revealing their revolting body hair while the Have-Nots spoke of that show they used to be on fifteen years earlier and waited... read more

Hilary Duff in A Bikini

Hilary Duff just finalized her divorce from that dude who used to play hockey. She was never able to accept his drinking or or strip club visits or the way he spoke or the fact that he felt breakfast was an important meal or that he played hockey or didn't like The Wire... read more

Hilary Duff Sheer Top Cruising

Since her divorce, Hilary Duff has joined Tinder, lost twenty pounds and her bra. You can't go outside these days without seeing her tits. All the women's magazines are breathlessly covering her changing hair color just to avoid the topic of her tits for half a second.... read more

Hilary Duff Is On to Something

Three years after becoming a mom, Hilary Duff is still griping about how celebrities are treated after the birth of their only child. All you want to do is spend a couple hours on Twitter while your Peruvian nanny has your infant for the winter and there are complete... read more

Hilary Duff Forced to Work Two Jobs in Obama's America

Hilary Duff explained to a panel of people that make an effort to hear Hilary Duff speak that she's exhausted from being a 'slashie'. There are a million potential definitions for that completely made up word, Duff's was the least interesting. She's an actress /... read more

Hilary Duff Tits Seem Single Again

There are five stages of grief. Just three stages of being free of your former husband. Sadness. Hair dip. Tits. Hilary Duff kind of went through that fast. Your girlfriends are for cheering you up with white wine and the support only women who were crazy fucking jealous... read more

Hilary Duff Doing Well With Divorce

This is 2015. Women don't need a man. But maybe you ought to think about keeping yours. Hilary Duff dumped her retired NHL husband because he wasn't perfect, then took him back, then filed for divorce because he went out and partied all night with his buddies. Then she... read more

Hilary Duff Seems Smart

Something about Hilary Duff just looks smart. It might be the Henry Miller book title on her non-ironic printed tee. Intelligent people love Henry Miller. Maybe it's the baby carrots. Forming root vegetables to look like little boy penises is just plain business smart.... read more