Hugh Hefner's Son Disses Holly Madison

Hugh Hefner's ex fake girlfriend and reality show whore Holly Madison wrote a superbly uninteresting tell all book about life in the Playboy Mansion and is now spilling the mundane beans to any shitty tabloid who will listen. Some of her major revelations are that Hefner once offered her drugs and that he is sometimes irritable. She didn't mentionbeing paid $1,000 a week plus free room and board on top of promotional...

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Holly Madison Wanted to Die in the Playboy Mansion

Before there were the Kardashians, there were Holly, Bridget, and Kendra on E! getting their tits blurred out on Girls Next Door. Those girls giggled and laughed and pranked and pretended to be lesbians and everything seemed so perfect. Well, think again, Charlie Sunshine! They were fucking miserable. It turns out living in the Playboy mansion as a blonde fuck toy and pegging Hef to the sound of the ceremonial gongs...

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Holly Madison Thinks Gisele is So Brave

You probably forgot that Holly Madison had a baby earlier this year, because it wasn't even in the Top 100 celebrity child births in 2013, but she did and now she knows just what Gisele Bündchen is going through when it comes to finding the time and right place to breast feed. Holly came to Gisele's defense after the supermodel received mild criticism over a picture of her breastfeeding, as she told the Daily Mail,...

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The Runner Runner Premiere Was An A-List Affair

Ben Affleck's and Justin Timberlake's new "one for them" movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an A-list event. Obviously, Affleck and Timberlake showed up per their obligations, as did Gemma Arterton and Jessica Timberlake, but then the drop-off was pretty steep. Once Meatloaf arrived, it was basically...read more

New Mom Holly Madison Spent The Weekend At The Electronic Daisy Carnival

It has already been four months since former Playboy Playmate and girl who actually dated Criss Angel, Holly Madison, gave birth to her first daughter, Rainbow, so she must have been itching to get out of the house and have a little fun. Of course, this isn't like the Las Vegas pool parties that she's already been going to or the photo shoots to show off her weight loss, as this time she was partying with her new...

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Holly Madison Could End Up A Single Mom

After Holly Madison gave birth to her daughter, Rainbow, she reportedly used a placenta-based diet routine and exercise to get back in shape, and she showed off her success last weekend at a pool party at Tao Beach at the Venetian. But as soon as that was over, Holly was back to planning her upcoming wedding, which is slated for August 15, as long as her fiancé doesn't wind up in prison before then. Pasquale Rotella...

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Holly Madison Gets It

The saddest thing that can happen to an attractive woman is that she gets pregnant and then never loses that weight. Jessica Simpson is living proof of that and, with a little luck, it'll happen to Kim Kardashian, too. But with Marisa Miller recently giving birth and Holly Madison ready to pop any day now, we need to be worried more than ever that these models could end up becoming disgusting. Fortunately, Holly is...

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Monday morning headlines

UNKNOWN - won the weekend box office with $21.8 million, but the heavily hyped I Am Number Four only managed 3rd place with 19.2. So apparently you can be a brooding teenager with special powers and a forbidden love all you want, but if you're not a vampire, fuck off. (deadline) DIANNA AGRON AND ALEX PETTYFER - are the stars of I Am Number Four, and they've dated for about a year, until this weekend, when they broke...

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holly madison and her bikini have saved the day

Holly Madison grabbed a bikini and a flag and spent the 4th at the MGM in Vegas, and thank God she did because the only other person who did anything patriotic in a bikini this weekend was Linda Hogan. Which means, if not for Holly, you would have clicked on here and seen this. It's okay to cry, by the way. You don't have to act tough to impress me. I did too, monsters are scary, there's nothing unmanly about it....

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holly madison is fun

This week marks the 50th anniversary of the Playboy Club, and to celebrate Holly Madison dressed up as one of the Bunny Dealers at the Palms in Vegas. It was a wild night, filled with alcohol and gambling and hot girls with big tits. It brings back some great memories. I got invited to a party once too, and there was a girl there. True story!!! (picture source = wenn) [gallery...

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holly madison is good luck

Holly Madison lives in Vegas these days because she's the star of ‘Peepshow' at Planet Hollywood, so yesterday she went down to O'Sheas Casino for St. Patrick's Day. She got dressed in this tiny little outfit and played some game, the goal of which was to see if she could make my penis flush with blood. As you can tell by the way she's jumping up and down, hooray, she did it! [gallery...

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monday morning headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE - has been estranged from her father Jon Voight for almost a decade, but he was in Venice this weekend spending time with her and Brad Pitt and their army of kids. Also this weekend, I put my dick in a milkshake. Coincidence? (msnbc) THE HURT LOCKER - ran over ‘Avatar' at this weekends British Film Awards. Both were nominated for 8 awards, 'Hurt' won 6, including Best Picture and Best Director. James...

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what the hell is all this

I'm not the one who hired Holly Madison and Playmate Laura Croft to host my Halloween party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but if I were I'd be outraged. What the hell is this? What the hell are you two wearing? This isn't some kids birthday party, it's Halloween in Vegas and you're Playmates. I don't wanna bring the police into this, but you two better start stripping and giggling and kissing immediately. (source = ...

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monday morning headlines

CURRENT SONG - Theme from "Saw", remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here - explicit lyrics) MICHAEL JACKSON - will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his true cause of death has not been found, dissecting his brain is the last best chance to determine what his body was experiencing when he died. That will take at least 3 weeks. After that his brain...

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What an amazing achievement

America isn't as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the handsomeness of our bloggers (*wink*). Even the other countries that are good have to put up with queer little cars and an inexplicable number of naked men statues. And now we can add The Worlds Largest...

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