Irina Shayk Gets Naked In GQ And Shit Around The Web

Irina Shayk loses all her clothes for GQ. To be clearly distinguished from those times she has been naked in thirty nine other magazines. You have to respect a woman who understands her franchise appeal. read more

Irina Shayk Bikinis In Italy And Shit Around The Web

Irina Shayk may have broken up with Bradley Cooper. Imagine how sad Cooper must be as he moves seamlessly onto the next 20-something supermodel. Dudes with perms haven't done this well in a long long time. read more

Irina Shayk Tits Are Serious

Irina Shayk, posted a photo of herself in a bikini next to a donkey on Instagram. Or was it a mule? Pony? Who cares. Ninety-four percent of heterosexual males didn't notice the equine. The mildly amusingdonkey pic was an excuse for Shaykto flaunt her perfect body. She... read more

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Bradley Cooper Seems All Better

It's easy to assert that life is unfair when Bradley Cooper dumps his teen model girlfriend and immediately hooks up with Irina Shayk. Easy and true. Equality is a myth conceived by those not fucking Russian supermodels to give meaning to their lives. In the madrassas,... read more

Irina Shayk Oiled Up

I'm certain some fancy marketing program at one of those higher learning institutions will tell you selling eyewear is complicated and ask you for $100K to crack the code, but it really is just a Russian model with swell tits greased up like a 5'10" vagina. Why would you... read more

Irina Shayk Hand Prints On Her Ass Prints

Hot girls inherently know how to take awesome Instagram photos. That and never having to shit are their two real superpowers along with that good looks stuff. Russian models in particular seemed to be trained in the art of seduction for the camera from a very young age.... read more

Irina Shayk Exudes Sex Well (VIDEO)

The Love Magazine month long ode to something that was originally Christmas seems to be pretty much fresh out of ideas. But you still got a few models on the pre-paid tip so you've got to keep on firing the cameras. You could've just filmed Irina Shayk sucking on her... read more

Irina Shayk Wears Bikinis

I don't know why the world needs 837 women's swimwear lines. They're all using the same models to sell the same bikinis that look fucking amazing if you're a supermodel, slightly less so for a soccer mom from New Brunswick who thinks skipping dessert provides muscle... read more

Irina Shayk Wears Lingerie Well

I read a little Spanish thanks to a weekend in a Mexican jail cell for a miscommunication involving three copper pennies, a burro, and a village boy named Ignacio. The print alongside Irina Shayk translates roughly to 'if you live a thousand lifetimes, you will never get... read more

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Irina Shayk Poses In Bikinis

I wish all Russians were more like Irina Shayk. I'd love to be able to say, Putin, yeah, he's a dangerous tyrant, but man what I wouldn't give to blast his perfect titties. He doesn't seem to dangerous then. It's probably not so awesome to live in a place that's freezing... read more

Irina Shayk In Lingerie For Harper's Bazaar China

This is Harper's Bazaar China, so it's possible this isn't really Irina Shayk but a knockoff Irina rotocast in a Guangdong factory. China pretty much produces everything in this world made of plastic, stone, metal, wood, or tiger balls. I always wonder when they threaten... read more

Irina Shayk Upskirt Is Kind of Commie

The perfect summer wind blew up Irina Shayk's skirt on the set of Extra. A.C. Slater got flummoxed and mentioned ten times how much he loves his wife and lady tits in rapid fire succession to remind everybody how straight he is. Irina Shayk just laughed breezily and said... read more