Isla Fisher Wears Lame Underwear

Isla Fisher wears really boring underwear. I can't blame a woman for going for the three-pack gray cotton briefs at Target like I do, but when you've got millions and you're a big actress and have a vagina and all, you could throw a little something nice into the mix. I don't ask for much. I'm never going to sleep with Isla Fisher. I feel I deserve a thong or something silky. And no I don't want to hear about how...

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Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are good at Halloween

Sorry to disappear for the past few days, but, long story short; this was not a good weekend to go to New York. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in Beverly Hills however, at a fancy Beverly Hills Halloween party. And according to the picture agency, "The happy couple are wearing sock monkey costumes and Sacha seems to be hiding a banana in his!" To be clear, the exclamation point in regards to his penis was...

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Sacha Baron Cohen fell off his camel

Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator', and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher, and their daughters Olive, 5, and Elula, 2. No not really. He's fine. In fact he was able to catch himself before he actually fell. The headline was sort of a lie. This would be a good post to show your kids to teach...

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isla and borat got married

What a shitty day this is. The once awesome but now tyrannical American government continued their 20 year trend and seized more power overnight, now I find out that perfect marriage material Isla Fisher got married to Borat, putting a cap on their 6 year engagement. MSN says... Isla Fisher has married her long-term fiancé, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in a romantic sunset ceremony in Paris, Woman's Day can reveal. The...

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isla fisher is catwoman

I really hope some more picture of this show up later, because these are essentially identical, and the idea of Isla Fisher dressed as Catwoman holds a great deal of promise. I can't believe these are all that I could find. I'd have gotten some amazing pictures if she had come to my house. "Hold on one second, I have to open a new bag of candy," I would say to buy time as I soaked a rag in chloroform. (source = inf...

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Morning headlines

JANET JACKSON - made an appearance at last nights BET Awards as part of the celebration of Michael Jacksons life. When she was done, Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx "performed a somber version of the Jackson 5 classic ‘I'll Be There'". And when they were done, all the white people said, "Who the hell was that?" (source = the ap) BILLY MAYS - the Oxi-Clean guy who yells at everyone until you buy his stuff was found dead in his...read more

Isla can't take a hint

Between the red hair, awesome rack and super hot accent, I can't tell you how happy it would make me to have sex with Isla Fisher. Which is why these pictures are so uncomfortable. I can't remember the details, but I know she used to be in a relationship with Bruno. I think they even had a baby. And yesterday she followed him all the way to Paris for the premiere of his movie. But, I mean Jesus woman open your eyes....

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ISLA FISHER IS WAY UNDERRATED

A highly decorated pervert like me is pretty hard to impress, but I have a weakness for girls with red hair and big tits, so of course seeing the wildly underrated Isla Fisher on the cover of the Aussie FHM cut right through. I can’t believe she’s not a bigger star because she’s super super hot and really really funny. That’s a rare combination. Believe me I know. Believe me, I know. For years I thought I was all alone...

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ISLA FISHER HAD UNPROTECTED SEX

Isla Fisher, the fiancée of Sasha Baron Cohen, is almost definitely pregnant, according to three million different news sources and most people with eyes. The Wedding Crashers actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub. A source is quoted by the Daily Star as saying: "Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "Fisher's PR flack...

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