Ivanka Trump Composes List Of Songs To Have Sex To

What’s the average time men last in the sack? I’m going to need a locker room survey because Jared Kushner is bragging about banging Ivanka Trump for a full 21 minutes and uploaded a sappy Spotify playlist as proof. read more

Tom Brady And Ivanka Trump Were A Thing According To Anthony Scaramucci

When your boss lets you go what’s the best way to get back at him without enough solid evidence to form a defamation lawsuit against yourself? Spread rumors about his daughter being a slut. read more

Scarlett Johansson Calls Out Ivanka Trump

Scarlett Johansson isn’t happy with Ivanka Trump. The actress spoke with Arianna Huffington at the Women in the World Summit in New York City where women and the beta males who serve them assembled to drink water out of mugs made from repurposed human waste.  read more

Joss Whedon Doubles Down

You could think of Hollywood director Joss Whedon as an outlier in the entertainment industry's collective Le Roy cheerleaders twitching hysteria response to Hillary Clinton losing. But he's not even close to the exception. read more

This Guy Was Arrested For Allegedly Stalking Ivanka Trump... Again

Of all the things to make a comeback in 2013, who would have guessed stalking celebrities would be so popular right now? But between the How I Met Your Mother girl and now Ivanka Trump, being a crazy-eyed psychopath is all the rage right now. That debonair gentleman... read more

when did this happen?

Ivanka Trump held a book signing today and something something something, Holy Crap look at that rack! I'm not sure I've never even considered her before, but now that I think about her huge tits and looming inheritance, I realize she's everything I've ever wanted, and... read more