Jaime King Braless And Emaciated

Not for nothing but we've been documenting Jaime King's descent into Gollum crazy for a couple years now. People and US and E! have been calling her fashionable and outspoken because they make a windfall if she dies. King had a nine pound baby and only put on six pounds. That math never added up. The manner in which she kept posting increasingly slender pregnancy photos of herself while crying about body shaming added...

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Jaime King Has Something On Her Mind

Jaime King is my favorite nut job. She's unexpectedly crazy. There's no exaggerated public outbursts or found in mall on electric horse arrests or even a suggestion by licensed physicians that she be locked up for her own good. Not on the record. She just says and does those little things that let you know she's the kind of clock that needs constant adjusting. It all seemed to circle around her difficult pregnancies...

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Jaime King Finally Gives Birth

Superbly uninteresting piglet Jaime King finally shitted out herkid. King apparently believedthe entire country was obsessively counting down to this moment and her husband showed her a taped Times Square ball dropping from the millennium celebrationand then called her pretending to be Barack Obama offering congratulations. She believed him because she's a retarded egomaniac who thinks she's the only person to ever...

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Jaime King Needs Attention

Potential candidate for worst person in the world Jaime King did an interview with American Baby magazine where she dished on her theories behind the 9/11 attacks and the state of unrest in Syria. That's a lie. Though it would have been hilarious. She actually just talked about how people comment on her dumb fucking Instagram page regardingher rather grotesque distended belly porn snapswhich she feels areempowering to...

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Jaime King Can't Stop

Jaime King just can't get over the fact that some unhappy dudes on the Internet say means things to women about their bodies. I relate to the feeling. I once read a post from this guy in Indiana who claimed Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars film. I couldn't sleep for weeks knowing that tidal wave of thought was out there. King could take into consideration that some small slice of every population just...

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Jaime King Must Resist Body Shaming

If there's one thing Jaime King learned during hours sobbing over harsh online criticisms of Kim Kardashian's bloated pregnancy candids it's that you simply have to ignore the body shaming haters. Also, nobody can make fun of you for being pregnant fat when you're sporting the Bataan Death March look during gestation. That gurgling sound you hear is the tummy of her fetus longing for sustenance. The soundtrack they...

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Jaime King Seems Acutely Sensitive

Jaime King claims that witnessingKim Kardashian bashed online for being huge and pregnant at the Met Ball two years ago made her cry for five hours. That seems like an awful long time. Especially when learning about The Holocaust in school only elicited a mild grimace. It was so stunning to me that people thought that that was okay -- not only okay but they condoned it.They would not even think about the way it would...

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Jaime King Watered Down Shit

Pregnant blowhard actress Jaime King went on an Instagram rant about the evils of Fiji brand water in which she failed to mention herself as part of the problem since another photo on her account shows she totes it around with her: "I'm sure the people of Fiji would like Fiji water too but unfortunately they can't have any because some big business decided that they now own the water in Fiji. But hey ho, keep paying...

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Taylor Swift Claims Jaime King's Unborn

Jaime King suffered three hundred and forty seven miscarriages to bring her latest baby to fruition. One could take the gestational hardship as a sign that it was time to click out to MalawiBabiesNow.com. Or that Taylor Swift would come to lay hands upon her unborn child and announce the Dark Lord of Allentown Adjacent was pleased indeed. King and Swift announced on Instagram that Swift would be named godmother and...

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Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she's finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to touch her repeatedly in her privates, I'm inviting a half-dozen Northeastern liberal arts college girls to watch the women in Sin City 2 portray...read more

Jaime King In A Red And White Swimsuit At The Beach In Maui

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Jaime King In A Swimsuit At The Beach In Maui

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Jaime King was in a bikini

Jaime King was in Miami over the weekend with her husband, producer Kyle Newman, and uhh… hm. It's weird. Remember when she was a top supermodel and a fairly popular actress? What the hell was that all about? (image source = inf) [gallery ids="821542,821552,821562,821572,821582,821591,821592,821602,821612,821622,821632,821642,821652"]

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