Bobby Flay Maybe Knocked Up January Jones

Court papers filed by Bobby Flay's estranged wife allege he had three affairs during their ten year marriage, signifying she remains shockingly naive about the whole thing. Jesus was a carpenter. Throw in the bank teller maybe something will stick.Included in Flay's affair rolodex is the mumbling bore January Jones who gave birth to a mystery scratch-off child in 2011. Jones has kept the father's identity under wraps,...

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January Jones Bangs The Last Man On Earth And Shit Around The Web

Will Forte is currently getting into a nice bit of January Jones.When those primetime series paychecks start rolling in, so does a better class of women. Or perhaps it's entirely unrelated. Am I right dude from Lost who had every single woman in the world for five seasons? Read all about this lovely couple. (The Superficial) Jessica Alba looks hot in bikini photos. (TMZ) Kim Kardashian shows off why she's famous in...

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January Jones Poses In Lingerie

January Jones has a reputation for being high maintenance. But I think that's mostly because outside of letting the X-Men director shtup a baby into her on set, she's not particularly outgoing in public settings. Plus, she plays a horrible bitch in Mad Men. I wouldn't typecast her so quickly. She looks pretty fucking hot in lingerie. I've found that good looking women tend to be kind souls, you just need to dig deep,...

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January Jones Wants to Have Sex With Rihanna

Meh. It's one of those stupid questions that used to be provocative, now every girl in Hollywood has a prepared answer for it. Which other girl would you like to sleep with? Everybody used to say Mila Kunis because they could earnestly say how pretty she is, how talented, and how sweet she seems. But now that she's Eskimo Sisters with Lindsay Lohan, everybody needs a new fake lipstick lesbian partner. In an interview...

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January Jones Out With Her Immaculate Conception for Mother's Day

Two years on now and January Jones has still yet to give up the goods on who nailed her pregnant. One top rumor is her X-Men director Matthew Vaughn. Some people don't like to mention this rumor because it automatically draws a very threatening letter from the attorney for Matthew Vaughn and his taut-faced model wife Claudia Schiffer stating that both Matthew and Claudia categorically deny any involvement in the...

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January Jones In See-Through Top

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January Jones is still delightful, considerate

January Jones had to pick up some dry-cleaning yesterday, but hopefully no handicapped people did because she parked in their spot. Of course it's possible she didn't know it was a handicapped spot. Maybe she thought the picture of a wheelchair meant this was parking for characters from X-Men movies, and that the curb was blue because it was sad or a Boise State fan. (image source = inf, fame/flynet) [gallery...

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January Jones is too busy for makeup, her baby

Here are the captions for these pictures from three different picture agencies: - "January Jones takes her son Xander to the doctor in Santa Monica." - "January Jones feeds her meter in Los Angeles before taking her son Xander to the doctors." - "Makeup-less January Jones steps out in Santa Monica while her son, Xander, is carried by his nanny." So yes, these are supposed to show January Jones spending time with her...

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January Jones Represents Hard-Working Single Moms Now

I'll pause for a moment so all of the other single moms can put down their champagne glass and hand off their child to an army of Filipino housekeepers to get the scoop here. via Us Weekly: I was back when the baby was only 6 or 7 weeks old so it was difficult," the actress, 34, told Us Weekly about her return to the set at Mad Men's Season 5 premiere in Hollywood Wednesday. "It was difficult to be a working mom and...

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Heather Morris and January Jones Got Hacked

The newest internet meme is apparently hacked cell phone pics whether real (Heather Morris, above) or fake (January Jones). Unfortunately I won't be posting either of them because I'm new around here and I'm not sure what the protocol is, however, the lawyer aiming a handgun at my crotch seems to have a firm grasp on the situation. You're all familiar with Google, right? Great, let's move on. P.S. The gallery below is...read more

January Jones is recovering nicely

It's been just 4 months since January Jones gave birth, yet she looks almost exactly like she did before. So, she still hasn't named the babies father, and she won't touch the baby, and now, physically, it's like nothing ever happened. It sorta seems like her plan is to make sure that kid is nothing but a memory by summer. (image source of January at equinox gym in LA = fame) [gallery...

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January Jones is still an icy bitch

January Jones took her two-month-old son Xander to a doctor's office in Santa Monica yesterday, or at least January was there, followed later by her nanny who actually had the baby. Januarys approach to parenting is, "lets not make this personal." (image source = splash and flynet) [gallery id="7315"]

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its January Jones and her bastard baby

The first pictures of January Jones new baby were taken yesterday as she left an office building in LA, and that would be the look on my face too if I had to spend all my time with January Jones. (huffington post)

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January Jones still wont name the father

January Jones has yet to name the father of her new born son, and if you thought seeing the birth certificate would end the mystery, you look like quite the fool right now. Because she left that part blank. So either she's the perfect girl to have an affair with, or this is some sort of immaculate conception deal. I'm gonna go worship him just in case. [gallery...

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January Jones gave birth

"X-citing news!", Us magazine annoyingly writes, because January Jones, seen here two weeks ago at a Trader Joes in LA, has finally given birth after getting pregnant during the filming of 'X-Men: First Class'. January Jones gave birth to a baby boy named Xander Dane Jones on Tuesday, her rep tells Us Weekly. "Mom and baby are doing great," the rep says. Jones announced her pregnancy in April (but) has not yet...

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