Snooki Got Married

While you weren't caring, Snooki ornately married the first dude who didn't ask to finish on her tits. He's a good solid something or other who accepts the fact Snooki looks radically altered from when they first met. I can see dramatic plastic surgery having a positive effect on a relationship. Whether you're married to a great looking woman or a reality TV box troll that reeks of agar, at some point you want to wake...

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Country Troll Is Getting Married, City Troll Comes to Visit

Snooki already has some number of babies by some dude I thought she was already married to. I guess that never happened. With a new reality show for the mummified and brain dead, the production team has the nuptials keyed in for the season. Bachelorette parties for sliced-up former cast members of Jersey Shore always score well in the ratings. Especially when one of the cast ends up in tears and dislodges a reasonable...

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JWoww Wants None Sex

You don't get ahead in life without taking risks. Like JWoww declaring she won't be having sex for at least a year with her boyfriend she forgot to marry before she just had his baby. If it's not your physical resemblance to a well-worn inflatable sex puppet, the lack of sex and a crying baby ought to seal the deal. I guarantee you 'Roger' already has a Tinder profile under a different fake name than the one he gave...

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Pregnancy Looks Delicious on JWoww

I'm usually skeptical when people I've never heard of start making babies with people I don't care about, but JWoww certainly seems to be bucking the trend. I admire a woman who takes a big risk of ruining the only thing we ever slightly cared about her so she can have a baby out of wedlock of her own to love. TMZ wasn't so kind to JWoww, posting these photos of JWoww looking like a 50-something bloated Shanghai madam...

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JWoww Announces Her Pregnancy By Tweeting Picture of Her Brain

J-Woww of Jersey Shore and nothing else ever fame announced on Twitter that she's having a baby with some guy she previously announced on Twitter was her fiance. Someday we'll do a historic look back at all the celebrity bastard baby announcements on Twitter and correlate them heavily to the current inpatient population at Promises rehab center in Malibu. Among all the Twitter fans who congratulated JWoww and told her...

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J Woww Shows Off Her Good Side

J-Woww has really been pushing the envelope on her skill set of late. By that I mean, she's now doing profile poses to show off her big fake boobs. It's a bold move, into the unknown, but what true artist is ever satisfied with the safe and predictable? Also, her scars have healed. Here's J-Woww convincing people outside the Hard Rock Hotel Rehab club that if they come inside, the might get to play with tits like she...

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J Woww Shows Off Her Cleavage

I can't remember what J-Woww does anymore except for show up to events and show off her tits. So I looked it up. Turns out she shows up for events and shows off her tits. Usually she has that little truck stop troll hanging alongside like a diseased monkey pet. Oh, yeah, there she is. I can't help but think if alien scouts arrived from another planet and met these two girls first, they'd lament the fact that they have...

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2013 Logo Channel Awards Not All That Fabulous

Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren't swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They've got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo holds their big awards show and, meh, not much talent. J-Woww showed up and flashed her boobs in a perfunctory manner. Fergie came looking for her husband. And Ciara...

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naked jwoww pictures are for sale

Jenni Farley, who you may but probably don't know by her nickname "JWoww" on the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', has become famous for her fantastically huge implants and tops that barely cover them. Now comes news that naked pictures of her are for sale, as was implied by every single noun in that first sentence. There are at least three photos of Jwoww … In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It's shot from the...

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