Jennifer Hudson Got Your Gay Rights Right Here

Hollywood chicks love to show their tits off at gay events. It's something akin to the palms up symbol when Maasai warriors cross paths in the savannah. I mean you no harm. I carry no weapons. Save for these gigantic tits I had to have enhanced because I lost too much... read more

Whitney Houston is easily replaced

Everyone was really sad last night at the Grammies, just one day after Whitney Houston died, because she was such a special talent and impossible to replace. So to make everyone feel better, Jennifer Hudson sang Whitney's big hit, "I Will Always Love You". That of course... read more

Headlines, with the benevolent Sacha Baron Cohen

TRACY MORGAN - has now apologized for his remarks about gay people that he made in concert on June 3rd. That he's apologizing now, after the story broke, and not when he said this stuff 7 days ago can only mean that he really wanted to get the apology just right. (the... read more

afternoon headlines

BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos. Oh of course, the backwards kick! Next time is gonna be different. (source = trailer park)JENNIFER... read more

jennifer hudson at the superbowl

Jennifer Hudson gave her first public performance since her mom, brother and 7-year-old nephew were murdered last October when she sang “The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Super Bowl last night. People are going all apeshit over it but I thought it was a little screechy.... read more


ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! - Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by... read more


William “Flex” Balfour is the only suspect in the triple murder that took the lives of Jennifer Hudson's mom, Darnell; brother, Jason and 7-year-old nephew, Julian. Balfour, of course, is a fuckin thug. He was arrested in 1999 for attempted murder, vehicular hijacking and... read more


Just about an hour ago, a body was discovered matching the description of Jennifer Hudsons 7-year-old nephew. Police in Chicago say the license plate on the white SUV found containing a child's body matches the vehicle listed in the Amber Alert issued for Jennifer... read more


Jennifer Hudson was given a lifetime pass to Burger King today after an interview where she attempted to take yet another shot at Simon Cowell and American Idol, the show that gave Hudson her first big break. Hudson has repeatedly claimed she had a bad experience on the... read more


Guh. I need to apologize to everyone because I usually live-blog the Academy Awards but I’m deathly ill right now and god-dammed Alaska Airlines left me stranded in Seattle yesterday, but here is what we might have talked about if I wasn’t high on vicodin last night:BEST... read more


Rumors have been around for months now that Beyonce Knowles is not happy to be outshined in the movie "Dreamgilrs" by newcomer Jennifer Hudson. The musical was supposed to be a showcase for Beyonce, and yet, not only is she getting pushed out of the limelight by a girl... read more