Jennifer Hudson Got Your Gay Rights Right Here

Hollywood chicks love to show their tits off at gay events. It's something akin to the palms up symbol when Maasai warriors cross paths in the savannah. I mean you no harm. I carry no weapons. Save for these gigantic tits I had to have enhanced because I lost too much weight eating nothing but Tanqueray soaked boba balls for nineteen months. It's all about representing peace. And scaring the shit out of the gay men...

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Whitney Houston is easily replaced

Everyone was really sad last night at the Grammies, just one day after Whitney Houston died, because she was such a special talent and impossible to replace. So to make everyone feel better, Jennifer Hudson sang Whitney's big hit, "I Will Always Love You". That of course is a song that Dolly Parton wrote in 1973, and Hudson sang it every bit as good as she did, so it turns out Whitney is not that special and can be...

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Headlines, with the benevolent Sacha Baron Cohen

TRACY MORGAN - has now apologized for his remarks about gay people that he made in concert on June 3rd. That he's apologizing now, after the story broke, and not when he said this stuff 7 days ago can only mean that he really wanted to get the apology just right. (the ap) JACK WHITE - and his wife are throwing a party to celebrate their 6th anniversary, AND to announce their divorce. It just made better financial...

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afternoon headlines

BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos. Oh of course, the backwards kick! Next time is gonna be different. (source = trailer park)JENNIFER HUDSON – the Oscar winner doesn’t want people to cry for her when they think back to the tragedies in her life. Done and done, baby. (source = star) TAMARA...

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jennifer hudson at the superbowl

Jennifer Hudson gave her first public performance since her mom, brother and 7-year-old nephew were murdered last October when she sang “The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Super Bowl last night. People are going all apeshit over it but I thought it was a little screechy. She looked really good though. I never really noticed but she's kind of pretty. It might be because her eyes look kind of Asian. I heart Asians.(update...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! - Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by the Chicago prosecutor's office, but Balfour was transferred from an Illinois state prison – where he has been held on suspicion of a parole violation...

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BALFOUR THREATENED HUDSONS FAMILY

William “Flex” Balfour is the only suspect in the triple murder that took the lives of Jennifer Hudson's mom, Darnell; brother, Jason and 7-year-old nephew, Julian. Balfour, of course, is a fuckin thug. He was arrested in 1999 for attempted murder, vehicular hijacking and possession of a stolen vehicle. He was paroled seven years later, violated that in June for possession of crack. Now it comes out he had been...

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OH NO

Just about an hour ago, a body was discovered matching the description of Jennifer Hudsons 7-year-old nephew. Police in Chicago say the license plate on the white SUV found containing a child's body matches the vehicle listed in the Amber Alert issued for Jennifer Hudson's missing nephew. Authorities say the body is that of a young black boy, but the child hasn't yet been identified. The vehicle was found early Monday...

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JENNIFER HUDSON SHOULD SHUT UP

Jennifer Hudson was given a lifetime pass to Burger King today after an interview where she attempted to take yet another shot at Simon Cowell and American Idol, the show that gave Hudson her first big break. Hudson has repeatedly claimed she had a bad experience on the show because of the abuse she had to suffer from judge Simon Cowell. After Cowell said Hudson should have thanked American Idol - specifically the...

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THE ACADEMY AWARDS WERE BORING

Guh. I need to apologize to everyone because I usually live-blog the Academy Awards but I’m deathly ill right now and god-dammed Alaska Airlines left me stranded in Seattle yesterday, but here is what we might have talked about if I wasn’t high on vicodin last night:BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS WINNER JENIFER HUDSON - I'm not really sure what "Dreamgirls" was about and I don’t know anyone who would ever admit to seeing it,...

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BEYONCE PROBABLY SHOULDNT READ THIS

Rumors have been around for months now that Beyonce Knowles is not happy to be outshined in the movie "Dreamgilrs" by newcomer Jennifer Hudson. The musical was supposed to be a showcase for Beyonce, and yet, not only is she getting pushed out of the limelight by a girl who was on American Idol, but by a girl who didn't even win American Idol. USA Today reviews the film today, and it's pretty much more of the same:The...

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