Guy Who Hacked Jennifer Lawrence Photos Gets Nine Months

Edward Majerczyk took a plea deal of nine months in prison for stealing photo and video content from over three hundred celebrity and non-celebrity people dumb enough to fall for his amateur hour phishing email, most notably Jennifer Lawrence. read more

Anna Faris Sideboob Seems Purposeful

At some point when you're married to an actor who's spending four months filming romantic scenes with a young blond who digs weed and makes toilet jokes you have to concede he's probably fucking her. read more

Jennifer Lawrence Proves Herself Wrong

Jennifer Lawrence didn't get paid as much as Bradley Cooper for acting in American Hustle even though she had much less screen time and lines and days on set and was a supporting character. She got paid more than Woody Harrelson for the definitively shitty Hunger Games... read more

Rose McGowan Calls Out Apocalypse

A few years ago Rose McGowan made the switch from tight tank topped femme fatale who sleeps with her directors to muckraker railing against Hollywood for being sexist. It's like graduating into the Sr. PGA Tour. After having bad plastic surgery and shaving your head. read more

The Jennifer Lawrence Bubble Is a Nice Place to Live

It's hard to know if Hollywood's spoilt class are constantly bringing up female body size issues in interviews or if it's a blatant push by the fashion magazines that have promoted anorexia through the years to appear on top of underarm fat roll acceptance. In Harper's... read more

Settle Down, Jennifer Lawrence And Shit Around The Web

I don't know about you, but I'm kind of over Jennifer Lawrence. She's hot enough and all but she's way the fuck overexposed. I'm increasingly finding her antics, like her wearing short cut-offs and a jacket that says "perv" like in these pics, increasingly grating. Just... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Makes It Rain (VIDEO)

Jennifer Lawrence is donating two-million dollars to Kosair Children's Hospital in her home state of Kentucky to help out kids with cancer and heart disease. That's pretty fucking solid. In a homemade video with lower production value than her hijacked naked selfies,... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Condoms For Everyone

Jennifer Lawrence heeds thecelebrity compulsion to speak to political and social issues while posing in her underwear in fashion magazines. Lawrence recalls becoming super tight with Amy Schumer whenSchumer broke down in tears afterthe Planned Parenthood shooting in... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Joy Tits

Equal pay looks good on Jennifer Lawrence. Have you seen Bradley Cooper's tits? Barely budding. That goes for the young girls he dates as well. You eliminate that wretched gender wage gap and women will arrive to work in braless low cut gowns and a sexy pursed lips.... read more

Jennifer Lawrence See Through to the Gender Discriminated Moneymakers

Jennifer Lawrence's gender pay gap whining can be blamed on Lena Dunham and her goose gobbler fat feminist blog. Cookie Puss cajoles female celebrities to invent victimhood bones to get in her gang. Peer pressure is a bitch. Try this cigarette, listen to Pantera, pen an... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob, That Wasn't So Hard

Jennifer Lawrence is getting paid the Gross National Product of Africa plus half of the subcontinent to star in the final film of the Hunger Games. Lawrence claims playing the role of Katniss in the film series inspired her to pen her open letter about gender pay... read more

Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is out and it's clearly a Matt Damon movie... read more