Rose McGowan Calls Out Apocalypse

A few years ago Rose McGowan made the switch from tight tank topped femme fatale who sleeps with her directors to muckraker railing against Hollywood for being sexist. It's like graduating into the Sr. PGA Tour. After having bad plastic surgery and shaving your head.read more

The Jennifer Lawrence Bubble Is a Nice Place to Live

It's hard to know if Hollywood's spoilt class are constantly bringing up female body size issues in interviews or if it's a blatant push by the fashion magazines that have promoted anorexia through the years to appear on top of underarm fat roll acceptance. In Harper's Bazaar, Lawrence is pushing for a new normal body type, since she believes the accepted normal is super skinny chicks who don't eat. I do Pilates every...

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Settle Down, Jennifer Lawrence And Shit Around The Web

I don't know about you, but I'm kind of over Jennifer Lawrence. She's hot enough and all but she's way the fuck overexposed. I'm increasingly finding her antics, like her wearing short cut-offs and a jacket that says "perv" like in these pics, increasingly grating. Just pump the breaks before you go full Anne Hathaway. I still wouldn't kick her outta bed. (Drunken Stepfather) Kindly Meyers sports an arm bra in Santa...read more

Jennifer Lawrence Makes It Rain (VIDEO)

Jennifer Lawrence is donating two-million dollars to Kosair Children's Hospital in her home state of Kentucky to help out kids with cancer and heart disease. That's pretty fucking solid. In a homemade video with lower production value than her hijacked naked selfies, Lawrence challenged the community to match her two mill big city check. Which Kentucky can do if every man, woman, and child in the state donates...

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Jennifer Lawrence Condoms For Everyone

Jennifer Lawrence heeds thecelebrity compulsion to speak to political and social issues while posing in her underwear in fashion magazines. Lawrence recalls becoming super tight with Amy Schumer whenSchumer broke down in tears afterthe Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado. Try being anunmarried woman in your 30's in New York. You're going to want unfettered access. In Glamour magazine, Lawrence adamantly defends...

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Jennifer Lawrence Joy Tits

Equal pay looks good on Jennifer Lawrence. Have you seen Bradley Cooper's tits? Barely budding. That goes for the young girls he dates as well. You eliminate that wretched gender wage gap and women will arrive to work in braless low cut gowns and a sexy pursed lips. Think about that next time you're trying to calculate 78% of what Bill makes on your male privilege abacus. Fuckers. Next pay raise we get bare tits,...

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Jennifer Lawrence See Through to the Gender Discriminated Moneymakers

Jennifer Lawrence's gender pay gap whining can be blamed on Lena Dunham and her goose gobbler fat feminist blog. Cookie Puss cajoles female celebrities to invent victimhood bones to get in her gang. Peer pressure is a bitch. Try this cigarette, listen to Pantera, pen an essay about how you're being ripped off at only ten million for eight weeks of work. The Hunger Games part inane is out which means seven tractor...

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Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob, That Wasn't So Hard

Jennifer Lawrence is getting paid the Gross National Product of Africa plus half of the subcontinent to star in the final film of the Hunger Games. Lawrence claims playing the role of Katniss in the film series inspired her to pen her open letter about gender pay discrimination in Hollywood. It's unclear what film role inspired her to use entirely anecdotal evidence in the place of facts. In her next movie,...read more

Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is out and it's clearly a Matt Damon movie starring Matt Damon being Matt Damon with an audience driving its currently $250 million worldwide box office because of Matt Damon. Jessica Chastain plays...

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Jennifer Lawrence Hurting for Cash

Before rising on the stump to complain about your pay, maybe check to see if you took in $96 million in the past year. You're inherently a horrible spokesperson for salary inequality arguments when you're the top earning female actress in Hollywood. Jennifer Lawrence fell into the trap of trying to please her self-satisfied tubby friend Lena Dunham by penning an essay in Lena's new website for secretly very unhappy...

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Jennifer Lawrence Naked With a Snake

Leading up to the Oscars, Vanity Fair and a couple other big budget magazines post provocative photos of A-list celebrities shot by foreign dudes with perms. It's a reminder that in a single photo with a giant snake, some tit, and a bucket full of Photoshop, they can create something more worthy than four hours of Oscars coverages. All you can really hope for is to get a hint of the penis metaphor and wait for the...

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Jennifer Lawrence Boycotts The Internet

Jennifer Lawrence is adamantshe will never join Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, is on the fence about Plenty Of Fish and will most likely invest in some carrier pigeons. Lawrence went out of her way to specify that she's basically a technophobe out of protest for the fact you can see where her babies will come from on the Internet: "I really like laser focused… It's because the Internet has scorned me so much that I...

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Make Us All Sex Offenders

I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get laid. Peeking into her dress top to stare at her tits is probably at least a Grade-B misdemeanor. Could be a Grade-A if she did some more chest exercises. Just saying, if you're going to keep flashing...

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Chris Martin Uncouples from Jennifer Lawrence And Shit Around The Web

It's time to spin the roulette wheel of Chris Martin beards. I'm not suggesting that Chris Martin is gay, merely that a decade of having to beg Gwyneth Paltrow for a handshake and a compliment made him realize he had a low fence and it was time to hop over. Martin and Lawrence are over, deal with your sad feelings through song (Dlisted) Duck Commander's son suffers hunting seizure, dad declares mouth to mouth gay (TMZ...

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Jennifer Lawrence Braless, Happy

At some point the job of blond bombshell in Hollywood got a whole lot harder. Back in the day you giggled and showed off your tits at premieres and got snuck into the back door of the White House. Eventually you got into pills and booze and were dead by thirty. Neat and clean. Now you have to compare the leak of your kitty pics to sex crimes, panel discuss the complexity of being a working woman in film, and still...

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