Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn't disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before... read more

Jenny McCarthy Super Interesting

Jenny McCarthy's hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with theless accomplishedWahlberg brother. I heard Mark allows him a free burger a... read more

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you're going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That's the X on your treasure map of excitement. I'm not sure how many names 1OAK crossed off their list as... read more

Mickey Mouse Dead From Measles

I'm not a huge fan of children. They talk too much and you can't legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don't now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn'twaste my falling star wishes seeing both die from the measles. 42 kids now have the shitty virus ... read more

Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest, Like Awesome in a Bottle

Jenny McCarthy seemed like an odd choice for Dead Dick Clark's rocking New Year's Eve telecast. She's smarmyand not particularly witty and used to spend New Year's being passed around by men at parties. Basicallyshe's Ryan Seacrest. We didn't need both. Presumably... read more

Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain Deads. Or, just Jenny Loves Donnie. Read all... read more

Jenny McCarthy Still Trying

I give Jenny McCarthy an A for effort. She tried super hard to bring back polio and whooping cough, though she only succeeded among wealthy white moms who educate themselves through Facebook and Xanax. She took a stab at the movies in a couple classics solely available... read more

Jenny McCarthy Spreading Her Wings

Jenny McCarthy has two commercially viable skills: flashing her tits and telling dirty jokes. The moment these saloon whore party tricks stop, America tunes her out, save for a brief time when she convinced rich white women that vaccines were bad and polio was good... read more

Jenny McCarthy Finally Married, Again

Fuck you for telling a lady on her wedding days she can't feel like a virgin. Jenny McCarthy looked like an angel with silicon tits at her marriage over the weekend to the less successful Wahlberg brother. While celebrity marriages face long odds, celebrity marriages... read more

Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it's just that he likes being the only asshole in the room and doesn't want... read more

Jenny McCarthy Has Another Newer Job

When a true entertainment talent like Jenny McCarthy decides it's time to leave The View after being fired, it's like LeBron's 'Decision'. It's just a matter of picking where she wants to spread her talent. Last week, she took a gig showing off her tits at a pool party... read more

Jenny McCarthy's Is True to Her Word

When Jenny McCarthy left The View due to being the worst swimmer in an intellectual pool of limbless ladies, she was given sixty seconds on air to talk about how her next project was going to be equally as huge and annoying. She fake laughed about how it would be a... read more