Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn't disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before becoming intimate. A solid practice if you're dating high risk gay men and you've missed all the condom billboards around town. McCarthy says she...

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Jenny McCarthy Super Interesting

Jenny McCarthy's hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with theless accomplishedWahlberg brother. I heard Mark allows him a free burger a day if he hunts down witnesses ofhis multiple hate crimes. Cheese is extra. When you don't have much going for you besides actively working to spread...

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you're going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That's the X on your treasure map of excitement. I'm not sure how many names 1OAK crossed off their list as unavailable before they hit the lesser accomplished members of the McCarthy and Wahlberg families. Clearly you've been turned down by senior management in ISIS...

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Mickey Mouse Dead From Measles

I'm not a huge fan of children. They talk too much and you can't legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don't now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn'twaste my falling star wishes seeing both die from the measles. 42 kids now have the shitty virus after visiting the Happiest Place On Earth, almost all of them non-immunized. It used to be easy enough to blame Jenny McCarthy, because she's blond and...

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Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest, Like Awesome in a Bottle

Jenny McCarthy seemed like an odd choice for Dead Dick Clark's rocking New Year's Eve telecast. She's smarmyand not particularly witty and used to spend New Year's being passed around by men at parties. Basicallyshe's Ryan Seacrest. We didn't need both. Presumably McCarthystill owed ABC a few hours of intelligent banter since being fired from The View where she came up with none in six months of trying. When a long...

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Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain Deads. Or, just Jenny Loves Donnie. Read all about Jenny McCarthy's new shit show. (The Superficial) Are you ready for a new Tila Tequila sex tape? No, me neither. (TMZ) Naya Rivera hates on Kim K...

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Jenny McCarthy Still Trying

I give Jenny McCarthy an A for effort. She tried super hard to bring back polio and whooping cough, though she only succeeded among wealthy white moms who educate themselves through Facebook and Xanax. She took a stab at the movies in a couple classics solely available on the bottom shelf at Slovakian Blockbusters. She proved too not-fat for The View where dumb is certainly no issue. Now, radio. When you're a person...

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Jenny McCarthy Spreading Her Wings

Jenny McCarthy has two commercially viable skills: flashing her tits and telling dirty jokes. The moment these saloon whore party tricks stop, America tunes her out, save for a brief time when she convinced rich white women that vaccines were bad and polio was good thereby reversing the tide of deadly virus regression in the Western World. Minor footnote in the Wikipedia page. After being fired from the View for being...

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Jenny McCarthy Finally Married, Again

Fuck you for telling a lady on her wedding days she can't feel like a virgin. Jenny McCarthy looked like an angel with silicon tits at her marriage over the weekend to the less successful Wahlberg brother. While celebrity marriages face long odds, celebrity marriages where both spouses have clear calendars until their iPhones stop counting stand a remarkably good chance at success. Mark Wahlberg was unable to attend...

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Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it's just that he likes being the only asshole in the room and doesn't want to share the spotlight. Read all about Marky Mark's feely feelings. (Dlisted) Playmate April Summers has some big 'ol titty balls. (COED) "The Jersey...

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Jenny McCarthy Has Another Newer Job

When a true entertainment talent like Jenny McCarthy decides it's time to leave The View after being fired, it's like LeBron's 'Decision'. It's just a matter of picking where she wants to spread her talent. Last week, she took a gig showing off her tits at a pool party in an off-strip Vegas hotel. Now, she's launched her SiriusXM radio show Dirty Sexy Funny, because she's almost one of those things. The idea of having...

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Jenny McCarthy's Is True to Her Word

When Jenny McCarthy left The View due to being the worst swimmer in an intellectual pool of limbless ladies, she was given sixty seconds on air to talk about how her next project was going to be equally as huge and annoying. She fake laughed about how it would be a project where she didn't need to fight for talking time and one that might even compete with The View itself. The three ladies in the audience not busy...

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Jenny McCarthy Is Good at Pretend (VIDEO)

The producers of The View allowed Jenny McCarthy to lie about leaving the show on her own terms. Her hiring was unpopular, her contributions to the show pure lesbian fake glasses shat, and her departure hurriedly arranged. She was like New Coke, if New Coke had tasted like unfunny vagina. While the locks were being changed on her dressing room, McCarthy used her last show to deliver some self serving bullshit: "After...

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Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd Un-Rehired

Sherri Shepherd won't be coming back to The View. I know, I wish my office building window opened as well. Sherri's people want to make it very clear that she wasn't fired, she just wasn't re-hired. Sort of how my last girlfriend didn't break up with me, she just asked me not to come over anymore ever. This serves as a particularly large blow to people who take the time out of their busy mornings of folding a towel...

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Are Polished Up Like Fruit

Weddings always make me cry. I'm a sucker for true love. And if this world can't stop for a minute and recognize the romance between a topless model who technically never once told moms not to vaccinate their kids and a guy whose brother has been good in three out of twenty-four films he's made, then why the fuck is it spinning in its first place? That's rhetorical. Where's my fucking hanky. Photo Credit: Shape...

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