Jessica Hart Making Thirty Work

Running backs and models rarely make it to thirty still working. Jessica Hart feels fortunate to be booking paid swimsuit and lingerie gigs at thirty. That's seventeen years into her career, having been discovered at thirteen for her first magazine gig. read more

Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid And Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Paid

Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It's all fun and games to pretend you're hot at 5'1" with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply stunning variations of the same shit they've... read more

Jessica Hart Ass Cheeks Back to Work

It's been a long year for Jessica Hart being on on Taylor Swift's shit list. Swift had Hart offed from the Victoria's Secret fashion show for failing to recognize Swift's superior genetics to every other human being on the planet. It's a simple ask. Taylor, you're the... read more

Jessica Hart In Painted On Bikini

Jessica Hart posed for Porter Magazine in a painted on gold bikini. I feel weird when I wear boxer briefs at the Hard Rock pool because I forgot to bring swim trunks. Actually that might be justified. Even getting a massage and begging for a hand job afterwards seems... read more

Taylor Swift Pulls Power Move

Taylor Swift has reportedly blacklisted Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart from their annual Parade of hot chicks prancing around in stupid shit. This comes after Hart made some disparaging comments about her, according to an anonymous Insider who could easily be a... read more

Jessica Hart In A See Through Top In The 2014 September Issue Of GQ

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Jessica Hart Topless And Covered For The June 2014 Issue Of Harper's Bazaar Austrailia

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Taylor Swift Couldn't Kill Jessica Hart

Taylor Swift's prom-less minions may have figured out how to scare Victoria's Secret into firing Jessica Hart for her disloyal comment about Taylor's fat hips or whatever, but they couldn't stop making her better looking than their pufferfish-faced liege. Somebody else... read more

Jessica Hart Poses In A Bikini For A Photoshoot In South Beach

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Victoria's Secret Fires Jessica Hart Over Taylor Swift Diss

I've warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor's own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest naysayer. The... read more

Jessica Hart Almost Shows Off Her Boobs

It would be incredibly un-manly to judge a woman by her dating history. But this SI model Jessica Hart is knocking boots with Stavros Niachos, the lounge-about Greek shipping heir who used to bang Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and one of the anorexic Olsen twins. I think... read more

Jessica Hart is Braless

I don't want to live in a braless world. I want to live in a world where I decide who gets to wear bras and who doesn't. The liberty to forgo undergarments in public is too powerful a choice to be given to the individual. Maybe that makes me a Fascist. Maybe that just... read more