Lovitz and Lowndes Fucking With You

Over the weekend, Beverly Hills 90210 reboot actress Jessica Lowndes started posting images of her new love affair and possible engagement with Jon Lovitz, thirty years and a hundredpounds her senior. She posted romantic pictures of the two including a nasty old guy hand sliding in between her virginal legs and the quote: Old cows like to eat young grass. Counter proverb. Young grass with huge titties prefers to be...

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Jessica Lowndes in A Bikini

This chick has almost twenty TV show acting credits and I can't say I've ever seen her before. I'd bump her to the front of the line for anything I was casting. It's impossible to go wrong with an actress with a sweet rack and nice ass. People can hate the show and all they'll talk about is how that hot chick was the one good part. She could be the very reason it sucked. It doesn't matter. Men refuse to believe...

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Jessica Lowndes Posts Bikini Picture With Jon Lovitz

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Jessica Lowndes In Lingerie For Toro Magazine

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Jessica Lowndes At Casio Store's 1st Birthday

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Jessica Lowndes Is Busty

I keep forgetting who Jessica Lowndes is. Then her tits show up and I look her up again on IMDB. I suppose that's the power of a good bustier. It makes your search IMDB. Shit, I just forgot who she was again. Oh, wait, those amazing tits. Hang on. Here's Jessica on the red carpet of something important today. Photo Credit: INF, WENN [gallery id="5946"]

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Jessica Lowndes Who Dat Bikini

You've probably not seen that rebooted 90210 TV show. Unless you fall into the category of being pussy whipped or like staring at dudes with their shirts off or you're like my cousin Cooper who lies to his wife about hanging out at Navy bars despite never serving in the military, both. But then you don't get to see a whole bunch of good looking girls who fill the casts of pretty much every shitty CW show. Girls like...

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Friday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - was believed to be the favorite to play Victoria Gotti because Gotti is friends with Lindsays mom and was demanding it. Not true. "Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that's not true. I didn't insist and actually have no say in who gets the part." So if Lindsay gets it, it will be because she was perfect for the role. Nothing says "Italian" more than pink skin and freckles. (page six)...

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someone bought a push-up bra (it was Jessica Lowndes)

Sometimes attractive-sometimes not 90210 star Jessica Lowndes was a party last night for something that I forgot to write the name down for, but all that matters is that Jessica got a push up bra. These could actually be the definitive Jessica Lowndes pictures. She's like a partially finished rubiks cube. From the right angle, everything looks great, but move slightly and suddenly you realize everything is all fucked...

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Jessica Lowndes is a good model

90210 star Jessica Lowndes is in the new FHM, and she sort of looks like a young Jennifer Connelly here. Except Jennifer Connelly took her clothes off a lot when she was younger. It's called sharing Jessica. Stop being so stuck up. [gallery ids="690492,690501,690511,690521,690522"]

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Merry Halloween!

Jessica Lowndes was on the '90210' set today, filming some scenes for an upcoming episode that will air around Christmas time. Either this is for a really sexy scene, or her character is anti-Semitic and she wants young Jews to abandon their religion. What an edgy show! [gallery ids="687401,687402,687411,687421,687431,687432,687442,687451,687452,687462"]

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Monday morning headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - sang with a group of U.S. combat veterans last week in NYC for an upcoming holiday special, but her dad Joe cut it because the vets wore camouflage, and he thought they clashed with what Jessica wore. If Joe wanted Jess to look good, the vets should have dressed up as Twinkie the Kid. Fatties face would have been beaming. (popeater) CHELSEA HANDLER - went on twitter and said Nick Cannon wasn't funny,...

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Actors are good at stuff

"90210" star Jessica Lowndes was the only one who mattered at the 51st Hollywood Stars celebrity softball game at Dodger Stadium this weekend. And when they say "Hollywood Stars", they mean that in the loosest possible sense. Josh Henderson. Robert Hoffman. James Denton. It seems pretty clear these rosters were chosen by picking random names out of a hat. The biggest "stars" on hand were Joel Madden, Rob Lowe and...

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Thank god

The world that this dumbass page focuses on has taken a weird turn this week, one I don't approve of. Thankfully "90210" is filming pool scenes in Beverly Hills today. So, wait, THEY have a pool like that too, where sexy young girls walk around in bikinis and seductively lick ice cream? Man, what a coincidence. (14 more pics here. hq jump here. for some reason these published in reverse order, but I'm way too lazy to...

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morning headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - “Everyone was laughing at her.” Because she can’t pronounce “philanthropy”. As you might guess, that came up when she emceed the Rush Philanthropic benefit. There's no video, so just picture a whore playing Password. “Phil-a ... fila-hoppy ... feel ... the ... throbbing? Feel The Throbbing?!?!” (source = gatecrasher) MADONNA – she wants to adopt another child from Malawi, but there’s a problem. She’s a...

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