Joanna Krupa Topless And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa denies any past as a paid escort. She also is legally denying that her snatch smells like day old hamachi. However she's not denying us a look at her bare breasts, so pinch your nose and take a peek.

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Joanna Krupa Topless in A Bikini

Joanna Krupa long ago shrugged off charges that she used to hook by marrying a shady foreign night club owner and showing off her tits. Way to move the hounds off your tracks. I don't know if she's still suing that other Bravo Housewives chick who called her snatch fishy smelling. I Googled smelly pussy once. I won't make that same mistake again. Here are topless photos of Krupa in Miami as shot from the Yucatan...read more

Nothing Says Save the Animals Like Celebrity Tits

PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best option for changing minds. PETA used to run porn-disguised click bait on blogs for men that featured naked women and sex acts and led you to an animal rights page. They've put naked women with...read more

Joanna Krupa Baptized in a Bikini

Joanna Krupa pilgrimed to the Jordan River in modern day Israel where private escorts of the bible were routinely baptized before wasting quickly thereafter from the various waterborne STDs. Krupa chose a neon bikini beneath her white shirt to ensure her spiritual cleansing would look killer hot. The Polish-American model vowed to be a better drunken reality TV housewife and only fuck her friends' husbands when so...

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Joanna Krupa Waits for Justice

Joanna Krupa's defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville's on air assertion that Krupa has a smelly vagina rages on. I believe Clooney's wife is repping the offended snatch, so wait for the awkward moment when her husband is called as a witness to taste and smell. Just kidding, George Clooney doesn't have to go down on women. He's really handsome. On advice of counsel, Krupa took the weekend in Las Vegas dressed...read more

Joanna Krupa Sues For Pussy Defamation And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa is suing her Real Housewife co-star Brandi Glanville for slander against her pussy. Apparently, Glanville made statements to the effect that Krupa's vag smelled like the Gowanus Canal at low tide. Can you sue for vaginal defamation? I don't see why not. Read all about Joanna Krupa's stanky business. (Dlisted) Aubrey Plaza smokes cigars spread eagle on the set of Dirty Grandpa. (Egotastic) Kim Kardashian...

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Joanna Krupa Talks to the Animals

Most of the time we catch animals, we kill them, gut them, and eat them. I feel like this isn't conveyed strongly enough to the animals we maintain in zoos and parks. Maybe they'd stop bitching so much. At that Danish zoo, they hacked up a perfectly healthy giraffe right in front of the other giraffes and fed his bloody carcass to the lions where all the animals could see. The giraffes knitted a fucking sweater for...

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Joanna Krupa Is A DJ Now

There's no reason being attractive should limit you in your career choices. In fact, embrace the opportunity that comes with men being unable to say no to you. In short, be a DJ. Nobody even knows what the hell the job entails besides smiling and holding one half of a headset up to your ear like you're listening for U-Boats to depth charge. If I hop on my flight later today and I see this chick smiling in the cockpit...read more

Joanna Krupa Pounds for Cash

You could find yourself in worse situations than being paid to get loaded and let guys moderatelyfondle you on New Year's Eve. Most girls had that happen for free. If you can show off your nipples and take home a check for $20K I'd say you're ahead of the game. Who the hell is anybody to judge how you pay the rent? Your parents traveled treacherous miles to get you to America so you could be free to do this shit and...

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Joanna Krupa Has It Good

I bet this former working woman never gets mistaken for a valet when she leaves restaurants. That's an Obama burden she will never know. Hot blond women will never have to bite on a coin after being mistaken for a shoe shine or asked if they're holding large quantities of crack cocaine by a dude on his way to a VH-1 after party. Being groped and molested since six probably sucked, but having the dad from 7th Heaven...

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Joanna Krupa Braless

Today I'm drowning my electoral dismay in the tits of famous people. I can't use my vote to raise Braveheart from the ashes and take on Ebola, so I'm going to stare at women without bras on until I no longer care. I could go with whiskey, but I did that last election cycle and I just ended up six weeks later at the local Planned Parenthood with a girl I barely knew putting down my Discover card on an Early Bird...read more

Joanna Krupa Braless In Sheer Dress At Life And Style Celebration In LA

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Joanna Krupa Models Bikinis

Hell yes. Ripping through bikini pictures of mere amateurs and you come across Joanna Krupa and her professional lioness looks. You don't get smoky eyes without earning those bones. These are the photos I almost click on when I learn that live local hot girls in my zip code are down to fuck. Whenever I see those ads I start looking at all my neighbors with a knowing smile. Which one of them is it? Mrs. Langford, you...read more

Joanna Krupa Braless And Wise

Joanna Krupa was the sole female celebrity who made the hacker list last month to say, fuck it, if it comes out it comes out. Everybody just needs to chill. It's not like we all haven't been naked in Playboy before or worked as professional ladies of the evening, you know, allegedly. Those comments kind of irked Kate Upton and others who weren't smart enough to get Amex traveler's cheques for sleeping with important...

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Joanna Krupa Is Big in Poland

Joanna Krupa returned to her homeland to host Poland's Next Top Model, or as it's known in Poland, If You Win, Your Family Gets To Use the Good Well. A number of foreign models who've moved to the U.S. to marry our football players and nightclub owners often still work as TV personalities and promotional girls back in their native countries. This international flow of labor serves as a model for how sex trafficking...read more