Jodie Foster Marries Ellen's Ex

Jodie Foster got gay married to her girlfriend Alexandra Hedison one year after telling everybody at the Golden Globes that she was a lesbian. Sort of like Barry Bonds coming out and admitting he used performance enhancing drugs. I mean, you know, when he does. You'll recall that Foster rambled incoherently at the awards ceremony about how she just wanted everyone to know she dug vagina. It was a half-assed speech...

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Jodie Foster Has a New Flame

How can anyone forget Jodie Foster's coming out speech during the Golden Globes this year? After twenty years of being the movie industry's most prominent lesbian, Jodie Foster incoherently announced something that sounded like she officially liked vagina and everybody should back the fuck up. I guess she felt people still didn't believe her, so recently she went and started dating Ellen DeGeneres old girlfriend,...

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Jodie Foster sorta confirmed she was gay last night

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she's gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in the video above): "So, while I'm here being all confessional, and uh, I guess I just have a sudden urge to say something that I‘ve never really been able to air in public, a declaration that I'm a...

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Jodie Foster is defending Mel Gibson

The best thing you can say about Mel Gibsons lately is that there's been nothing to say about Mel Gibson lately. Unlike last month, when he spent his days rounding up illegal immigrants and his nights defending white women from roaming packs of black guys with their dongs out. But things have been quiet lately, and now Jodie Foster, who has been friends with Gibson for almost 20 years, is even speaking up in his...

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jodie foster beat someone up

(note - I don't have any Jodie Foster pictures, but I wanted to be respectful of her lifestyle choice so I posted a bunch of pictures of girls kissing) Jodie Foster has been accused of battery by a 17-year-old cry baby, who claims Foster poked him and grabbed his arm after he took her picture with his phone. As you read this keep in mind that Foster is 5'3", maybe 130 pounds, and 47 years old. "Jodie Foster attacked...

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afternoon headlines

The Thursday afternoon headlines are hosted by Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta. As the Venice Film Festival draws to a close, it may be another year before we see her huge MILF rack again. Sometimes girls email me and ask if they should get implants and if I'm serious when I talk about how awesome huge boobs are. The answer to that is "yes". Except "yes" is in all caps and there's an exclamation point at the...

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JODIE FOSTER IS SINGLE

Jodie Foster has never actually come out of the closet, even though everyone in Hollywood knows she's gay. In December she came as close as she ever has when she thanked her girlfriend for the past 14 years at some awards ceremony. She should have kept her mouth shut because that relationship is now over. The Daily Mail says...A source is quoted in the publication as saying: "Jodie's break up with Cydney is...

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