Here's A Sexy Catfight

Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook's breasts are natural, Price's have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they're both famous and wealthy, and naturally that means that they hate each other. Price fired shots earlier this month in her column in The Sun, as she called Brook a "heifer"....

read more
oh thank god

I'd forgotten how boring holiday weeks can be. When pictures of Katie Price, seen here posing on the set of the UKs 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', are considered a welcome relief, you know the day has been boring as hell. If this keeps up, by Wednesday I'll use a post to see if I can name all 50 states. The last time I tried I got hung up at 48. Although some would say 46, depending on if you count Canada and...

read more
halloween is now over

I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don't discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That's not my rule, it's in the Bible. Some people criticize her because her breasts aren't real. She has implants. But I'm not from outer space here on Earth to study human biology. I don't care why they're big, just as long as they are. Also, they're real on the...

read more
The healing has begun

Just about two months ago, Jordan announced that she was separating from her husband of almost 4 years. And this week she was spotted essentially naked with some guy in a pool. Touching, right? Although this new guy has the right idea. Chlorine is a bleach, right? The only thing I'd stick inside of Jordan would be a bar of soap. NSFW PICS START HERE

read more
jordan is an angel from heaven

Brit reality TV star Katie Price packed up her 32G breasts to hit up the Ivy in Beverly Hills yesterday with her husband, singer Peter Andre, and her “specially-abled” kid Harvey. And either this photographer is 19 feet tall or half the time he just blatantly lifted his camera above his head so he can take pictures down her shirt. What a fun girl she is. I especially admire the way she dresses like a slut right in...

read more
a touch of class for the oscars

Katie Price brought some much needed elegance to the Elton John AIDS Foundation party, although Katie Price lending her name to a benefit to cure STD's sounds a little self serving if you ask me. (picture source = getty images)[gallery id="10094"]

read more
THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE

Katie Price, aka Jordan, held a book signing this morning in London for her third autobiography, and at first I thought it would be cool if all book signings had chicks with big boobs and outfits that didn’t even remotely come close to covering them, so their huge boobs fell out of their little outfit every time they raised their arms, which will be a lot, but if all book signings had that, books would probably cost...

read more