Julianne Moore Rolls Out Her Red Carpet in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

This week's Mr. Skin Minute rolls out the red carpet for the foxiest fifty-plus firecrotch of them all, Julianne Moore!   read more

As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. read more

Julianne Moore Needs to Start Thinking Brassiere

According to my cursory review of women's magazines, it's vital for a woman to feel comfortable about her changing body as she ages. Men can go fuck themselves right up their flat asses and ear hair, but women can't be happy without body confidence. I'm not exactly clear... read more

Has Julianne ever been outside

FRIDAYS FUN FACT! - Julianne Moore was caught outside her Malibu home this week, and although her skin appears to be white, it's actually transparent.  It appears white because she reflects and scatters all natural light. The color white becomes visible to our eyes when... read more