Kaley Cuoco Saw It Coming

According to friends of Kaley Cuoco, the Big Bang Theory actress wasn't surprised by her recent divorce from her husband Ryan Sweeting after only 21 months of the kind of marriage gay marriage activists used to point to as heterosexual marriage fail. Those were good times. According to friends of Cuoco, the divorce was a long time coming, which is an odd thing to say of a year and a half marriage. Marrying a hunky...

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Kaley Cuoco Had Some Work Done

Kaley Cuoco is outraged that people think she got a nose job after she posted tons of photos of herself bandaged up after having surgery on her nose. I hate when that happens. All you want is for the public to share in the personal details of your sinus surgery. That shouldn't be too much to ask. You should never be compelled to quote Taylor Swift: For those haters out there who are gonna hate hate hate no matter...

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Kaley Cuoco Is Not So Good at Teasy

At some point before you chop off your flowing locks you should ask yourself, how badly do I want to be mistaken for Ellen? This could save a whole lot of heartache. Kaley Cuoco is one of those girls who has benefitted from the blond bombshell reputation by way of a big head of platinum hair and some ample knockers. She's not necessarily your model looking type, which nobody bothers to notice until you pull that Ellen...

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Kaley Cuoco Is a Lifetime Achiever

Kaley Cucoco received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after her PayPal for $49.95 cleared and she agreed to make herself look as old and unattractive as possible for a 28-year old with nice tits. The notion that the star in the cement in front of a head shop is synonymous with a profound entertainment career has long since passed. They're giving them out to boy bands and as settlements for girls who survived...

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Kaley Cuoco's Husband Got An Armful Of Boob

Here's a fun optical illusion to start your day off right. Are Kaley Cuoco's breasts crammed into a fun, artsy bathing suit as her husband and tennis pro, Ryan Sweeting, is getting cozy with her by the water somewhere? Or is that really his arm that's wrapped around her bare breasts, as implied by her snappy comment that the "tattoo swimsuit" was "made by" Ryan? I really can't tell, because it's such a tricky photo,...

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Kaley Cuoco In A Bikini In Her Pool

Now that Kaley Cuoco has liberated her tits with her heartfelt revelation that they're not only fake, but they're the best thing she ever bought herself, she can be free to do all sorts of shit without fear of public judgement. I imagine an immense weight has been lifted off her shoulders, and chest, and probably her vagina, because that is where female emotions are stored during the winter months. So many of these...read more

Kaley Cuoco Applauds Her Own Big Fake Titties

It's refreshing to hear one Hollywood actress say that her implants were the best thing to ever happen to her, as Kaley Cuoco did in Cosmo magazine, right there between the same blowjob tips the magazine has been serving up since '77. The standard refrain from actresses when discussing plastic surgery is first to vehemently deny, then shift to regret and distancing, and ultimately, dramatic lamentation. Watching...

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Kaley Cuoco Inks Betwixts Her Scapula For Love

You may recall that Kaley Cuoco's wedding to the 667th ranked tennis player in the world was so romantic, that people openly wept at their New Year's Eve ceremony. To commemorate the true majesty of endless love, the groom, Ryan Sweeting, got himself a large forearm tattoo with the date of the wedding in Roman numerals. Smart fella. Kaley felt obliged to keep her end of the newlyweds bargain, showing off the new...

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Kaley Cuoco And Ryan Sweeting Couldn't Look Happier

What is it about the airport that makes minor celebrities look like they want to blow their brains out so much? Obviously, flying sucks and being around so many random losers is a pain in the ass, but people like Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting, no matter how average or mediocre they are in their careers, shouldn't have to look this pissed off when they're being pushed through the security lines ahead of us losers and...

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Kaley Cuoco's New Husband Is a Romantic

You know whose name you don't tattoo prominently on your body? The person you just fell in love with or just married or just met their cute puppy and decided you want to make babies with them and open up a free-trade coffee house in Butte, Montana. In fact, you shouldn't really even be allowed to get a real tattoo until you're 30, with no inked names until you're 40. It would save so much fucking skin-ache. But,...

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Kaley Cuoco's Wedding Was So Beautiful, Men Wept Openly

Nobody hates a good wedding as much as I do. I want to whisk every groom up there away on a Ghost of Marriage Future tour to snap them out of the belief that all that naughty and free-spirited engagement naughty is going to continue past the wedding cake. Just like everybody gives that crappy graduation speech about how graduation is just a beginning, so too should every minister be forced to directly address the...

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Kaley Cuoco Rides A Horse

Yesterday, we learned Kaley Cuoco was riding the Man of Steel. Today, a horse. Which in no way should remind anyone of the tragedy that ensued when the last Superman rode a horse. If it does, just watch Kaley's tits bounce up and down for a bit, it'll pass. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery id="5585"]

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Kaley Cuoco Getting Shtupped by Superman

According to several excitably romantic sounding gossip blogs, Superman 'mega-hunk' Henry Cavill is now sticking it to Kaley Cuoco. I guess you'd have to call that a win for Kaley. Even though she's a great looking woman for whom I'd mule drugs into Singapore if she promised me sex of any kind, I'm guessing that Superman can pretty much get any woman in Hollywood that he wants. That's a power only really known to...

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Kaley Cuoco In FHM

There's something to be said for being the girl on TV every girl wants to be and every guy wants to bang. I actually have no idea if girls feel that way about Kaley Cuoco. I'm fairly certain I've got the guy side nailed down. Here's Kaley in FHM magazine. Just look at Kaley's mocking laughter as she realizes just how badly you want to have sex with her. Photo Credit: FHM [gallery ids="1394182,1394172,1394162,1394192"]...

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Kaley Cuoco Still Has Admirable Boobs

I used to love Kaley Cuoco. But something is happening that I'm none too pleased with. Kaley Cuoco is getting less hot. I'm thinking maybe it's me. Perhaps you can only stare at a woman's chest for so long before you become apathetic to her looks. I'd like to think not, but that could be some male-mating predisposition to keep the genetic pool diverse. Or maybe Kaley's just getting less hot. She's showing her boobs...

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