Karissa and Kristina Shannon Make It Another Year

Before it was truly fashionable, the Shannon sisters were flashing their tits and loving important men long time in Hollywood. I think one of them is now doing that for women too, so consider them multi-versatile. They're only 25 so I'm not sure how it seems like they... read more

Karissa Shannon Is Valentine's

I can't remember which Shannon sister is the fake lesbian and which one made a sex tape with the dude from Smallville who got busted with twenty boxes of Oxy in his trunk. The best part is, it doesn't matter. Identical twin fame whore sisters totally let you get away... read more

The Shannon Twins In Bikinis

I hate when you run into twins you've met several times and you still can't tell which one is which. At some point they figure out you don't know who is who and they bust you like you're some outrageously impolite bastard. Yeah, it's that, or, you two fucking zygotes... read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

DARREN ARONOFSKY - will no longer direct the Wolverine sequel, stating that it would keep him in Japan for over a year, and he didn't want to be apart from his family for that long. Also Japan glows in the dark now. (e.w.) THE X FACTOR - has found their first judge to... read more

this is how Karissa Shannon changes a tire

Karissa Shannon and her drug dealer boyfriend Sam Jones got a flat tire yesterday, and to make matters worse, it was raining too. So to make sure her shirt didn't get wet, Karissa took it off and changed the tire in her bra. The bad news is that these might be the... read more

Friday afternoon headlines

HALLE BERRY - broke up with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry back in April after dating for 4 years, but they looked like the perfect family yesterday in London with their daughter. It's nice to see two beautiful millionaires finally catch a break. (daily mail) KARISSA SHANNON -... read more

Karissa Shannon looks comfortable

Karissa Shannon and her actor/drug dealer boyfriend Sam Jones III were at the pool at Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and if you look carefully you can see Karissas ass. (image source = pacific coast news) [gallery id="8541"] read more

tuesday morning headlines

KARISSA AND KRISTINA SHANNON - are the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner, and they kissed at the Playboy Mid Summers Night Dream party Saturday (full size pic here). I think one of them even used some tongue. If I weren't in a Starbucks right now I'd masturbate... read more

u-s-a, u-s-a, u-s-a!!!

Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and ugly girls... read more


All right, so, earlier this morning, everyone confirmed what was on here yesterday, namely that Holly from "Girls Next Door" has broken up with Hugh Hefner. Meaning Hef is no longer dating any of the original Girls Next Door. That is not to say that Hef isn’t stabbin any... read more