Kat Von D Holds Her Own

It's been a rough couple of years for Kat Von D and the gray cloud that follows her around like the Munsters. First, inking that mega Jesse James tattoo on the side of her body when she was just sure the adulterous biker with the white supremacist streak was the perfect... read more

Kat Von D Seems Guilty (VIDEO)

Kat Von D flipped out on paparazzi filming a fire at her tattoo parlor and reality television set. Clearly Von D values her privacy and personal space, unless there is a appearance contract and merchandising deal involved, at which point you're free to watch her drop a... read more

Kat Von D Catsuit Backfires

I was going to write about Kat Von D and how I used to think she was cool until she tattooed Jesse James on her body, then lasered him off, because she's an idiot, and getting tattoos of every man you screw is a really bad habit. But now I can't take my eyes off her... read more

Jesse James cheated on Kat with 19 women

The reason Jesse James was available to get engaged to Kat Von D was because he cheated on Sandra Bullock dozens of times and she divorced him. And Kat knew this of course, but she thought she could change him. Let's check her facebook and see how that's going! "Today I... read more

Friday headlines, with Kim Kardashians wedding dress

ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT - have moved their family into a 16th century mansion in Glasgow, Scotland. Thanks to Zahara, the area around their house is now known as, "the black neighborhood." (people) KAT VON D AND JESSE JAMES - are apparently engaged again. "Come to... read more

Kat Von D just got cancelled

Kat Von D is having a kick ass summer. Not only did her engagement to Jesse James end (reportedly because he was cheating on her) just days after she got his portrait tatted on her side, but now TLC has cancelled her TV show. "TLC has decided that the current season of... read more

Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up

You can't watch TLC for more than 10 minutes without seeing a commercial for 'LA Ink' with Kat Von D and Jesse James talking about their engagement and how they make their long distance relationship work, but just as TLC once implied you might Learn something by watching... read more

Wednesday headlines

MICHAEL DOUGLAS - may lose the ability to speak after his 8 weeks of chemo for throat cancer. So if you need an A-list star in your movie about a mummy, send the script to Michael Douglas. (the sun) SANDRA BULLOCK - says there is no chance at a reconciliation with Jesse... read more

kat von d is here to help

The last two days have sucked. You know it, I know, Kat Von D knows it. But at least she did something about it. She walked around Hollywood last night showing off her hot body in a half shirt and impossibly tight jeans. If her goal was to get me to stare at her vagina,... read more

Afternoon headlines

KIRSTIE ALLEY - has four years to live because of her binge eating and total lack of self control. She's now 58 and over 250 pounds. The article is from the Enquirer, but put the quotes in a different order and you could rewrite it for Popular Science, bragging that even... read more