Kate Beckinsale Was Body Shamed First

Before social media even gave speaking truth to power an absolutely convoluted meaning, Kate Beckinsale was being called not skinny enough by Michael Bay during casting for Pearl Harbor. That shitty movie lasted longer than the actual sinister Japanese attack on the U.S. Pacific fleet. Every actress needs a body shaming story to gain password access to the giant Hollywood tampon dispenser.read more

Kate Beckinsale's Husband's Girlfriend Seems Young

Director Len Wiseman has been seen club hopping with self-described actress CJ Franco on his arm. His wife Kate Beckinsale has been off promoting the next Underworld shit in some Eastern bloc nation where you roll your own smokes. Assuming Wiseman knows paparazzi photos actually get published, it looks like their storybook marriage is over. Wiseman was directing the first Underworld when he ditched his then...read more

Nobody Wore Bras to the American Music Awards

Teens, old chicks, strange foreign chicks with pasties who nobody remembers inviting. All the girls went braless last night at the American Music Awards. After watching two minutes of sunken eyed anorexics talking fashion on E!, I discovered braless is a new style trend. I suppose it's better than tiny hats. The Jenner girls don't belong at a music awards show, but you ditch the bra and you're on every short list,...

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Kate Beckinsale Hawking London Apartments

After thirty years as a dormant power plant serving mainly the interest of down low buggering in London, the Battersea Power Station is being turned into a bunch of upscale condos and shops right along the Thames. The developers have dispersed hot British chicks with nice breasts out like sales drones to fancy places around the world to tout the buying opportunity. When a place in my building opened up recently, my...

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Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini

I'm not sure why the camera guys snapping pictures of celebrities in Mexico can't get clearer photos. I think it's got something to do with the tropical climate. Or maybe bribing the right local officials to get in normal lens range. For the right payoff in Mexico, you could get the police to bring a handcuffed Kate Beckinsale to an abandoned warehouse to shoot high res fetish porn photos. That price is exactly $600....

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Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini

I can't look at hot moms wearing bikinis without thinking about all the hot moms in my neighborhood when I was a kid who refused to reciprocate or even acknowledge the very real and masturbatory feelings I had for them. But I vowed back in those days that I would grow up to be a man they could not ignore, a man of great accomplishment, a man of wealth and title who these same women would beg to take them. That or a...

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its Jessica Biel at the 'Total Recall' premiere/senior prom

‘Total Recall' had their big fancy Hollywood premiere last night, which doubled as a senior prom according to Jessica Biels dress. The theme was A Night to Remember, and all the tables had iridescent marbles in water as centerpieces. At the end of the night Kate Beckinsale signed Jessicas yearbook, telling her to never change, "remember cheer camp omfg", and have a gr8 summer. (image source = getty)read more

'Total Recall' has a trailer

The first full trailer for Len Wiseman's ‘Total Recall' remake went up yesterday, with Colin Farrell playing a smaller though more intelligible Douglas Quiad/Hauser and Kate Beckinsale as his wife who is very dismissive when he asks, "Why are you trying to kill me?" Even though that seems to be a perfectly reasonable question. She had to know he was gonna be surprised by this. (HD copy here)

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Kate Beckinsale is photogenic

Kate Beckinsale is in Mexico today with her husband Len Wiseman, and I think I speak for everyone when I say that Len Wiseman can go fuck himself. (image source = splash) [gallery ids="906801,906802,906812,906822,906831,906832,906841,906842"]

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Kate Beckinsale looks pregnant

She hasn't made any sort of announcement yet, but Kate Beckinsale sure as hell looked pregnant during a hike yesterday in LA. But then by the last picture, she didn't look pregnant anymore. She also seems to have hiked all the way back to the old west, so really there's not a thing about any of this that makes any sense. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery...

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Kate Beckinsale is good at this

Kate Beckinsale ran some errands in some little denim shorts and fuck-me heels yesterday, and it was a good example of how she pulls this look off better than any other girl in Hollywood. Because other than that her outfit was pretty conservative and she looked beautiful. She's sexy without looking desperate. It's like a slutty shampoo commercial. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery...

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Kate Beckinsale is back for 'Underworld 4'

The first 3 Underworld movies have only made around $300 million, total, (1, 2, 3) yet for some reason they're making a fourth, this time in 3D, but at least they got Kate Beckinsale back in the lead (she was in 1 and 2 but not 3) and back in her skin tight outfits. If there's one universal truth about fighting, no matter what kind of monster you may be, is that it's hard to do when you have an erection. (image source...

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Kate Beckinsale is in a bikini

Kate Beckinsale is down in Mexico this weekend, and unlike the hags at the Golden Globes she looked fantastic in this bikini. I think that's the same place where Jennifer Aniston is always going. I can see why she likes it. It's basically a rock and there's lots of empty space. Just like her womb. (image source = splash news online) [gallery...

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Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest

Kate Beckinsale and her husband, director Len Wiseman, went to Mexico over the weekend, and Kate proved once again that she's better at being a wife than anyone has ever been at anything. She dresses like Catwomanevery single day of her life, but even at the beach in the sand, she's wearing high heels. She might as well be balancing on a ball, this has disaster written all over it, but Kate is a pro, and looking hot...

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afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - wrote a poem to go along with this ransom photo professional modeling picture to promote her clothing line that finally brings together the worlds of Fred Flintstone and Catwoman. It includes the words "glamour", "elegance", "sophistication" and "grace". Yes. "Sophistication". It's like she read my mind. (wonder wall) KATE BECKINSALE - is the Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire magazine. And...

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