Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men who would like to cover her in jizz. Forty years later Klein's got a chick flashing her panties upskirt as part of the I in My Calvin's Campaign. She "flashes" in hers. If...read more

Kate Moss 86'd From Plane

Kate Moss was kicked off a plane in Turkey because she got into an argument with another passenger, called the pilot a "basic bitch" and was refused alcohol at which point she got her own vodka out of her carry on, got wasted, and was promptly wrapped in a tire and lit on fireaccording to Sharia law. The airline, easyJet, is the foreign equivalent to Southwest except thankfully the flight attendants cover their...

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Kate Moss Nipple Jam

Used to be moms could show off their nipples and the community agreed they'd done their part. Not Kate Moss. She's topping herself by setting up a homemade jam booth at the Glastonbury Music Festival this summer, England's version of Coachella or vice-versa. Damson, blackberry, and gooseberry will be on the menu. I don't know what the fuck damson is, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that's the one with the cocaine....read more

Kate Moss Celebrates 25 Years of Being Ass Candy

It's hard to imagine it's been a quarter century since Kate Moss first told a photographer she wouldn't tell her parents if he helped adjust her training bra and made her fashion debut. That seems like 5,000 cocktails and a pound and a half of party drugs ago. But, fuck, she's still standing. Fashion models can really only be killed by knife wielding jealous boyfriends.. Kate Moss has recently signed on to appear on...

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Kate Moss In A Blue Bikini On A Yacht In Formentera

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Naomi Campbell And Kate Moss In Bikinis

The League of Extraordinarily Faded Supermodels met in Ibiza, Spain over the weekend where the city celebrated by declaring a 24-hour duty free amnesty for importing harsh cigarettes from Northern Africa. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell and other big names in staring blankly into the distance arrived to share fond memories of being young and sexually exploited. At some point, the models combined into a Megazord that...

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Kate Moss Was Flirting With Prince William (VIDEO)

Prince William invited more than 200 guests to Windsor Castle last night for an event that celebrated the work of the Royal Marsden Hospital, and some of the more famous faces in attendance included Benedict Cumberbatch, Cara Delevingne and Cate Banchett. Supermodel Kate Moss was also there, and she got to speak with William as he made his rounds and pretended like a prince is still a real thing that people take...

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Kate Moss Is Still Alive

Kate Moss seems to be on an important phone call. It could be with the devil reminding her that she didn't make millions off being a flabby bodied okay looking woman without his help. Or it could be her daughter phoning to remind Kate that she left her at a bar in Havana three nights earlier and now she's legitimately frightened. Kate is currently on her 35th cover of Vogue magazine, which leaves Kim Kardashian just...

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Kate Moss In A Bikini On A Yacht In St Barts

It's been a long day. I just want to kick back and check out a coked out just okay looking supermodel drinking wine on a yacht in St. Bart's. Kate Moss is perfect for that. I think she's got a husband now and maybe a kid. She never brings them on her fun trips. Family is a fucking bore and just gets in the way. Those wine glasses look expensive. I wonder if they have knock offs at Crate & Barrel. I really need to...

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Kate Moss Is a Fun Mom

Kate Moss is a real woman with real woman feelings. She's not some stoned Barbie doll existing merely for you to mock and ridicule. She's a wife and a working mom and a contributing member of her society. Sometimes I wish people would look past the gossip and the snark and the hearsay and get to know the real Kate Moss. Personally, I'd start with her boobs. I heard she likes them peed on. Photo Credit: Lui Magazine...

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Kate Moss Turns 40

There's no real story here, just a mention that those of us who rightly had Kate in our ghoul pool officially get less points now if she teeters off into wherever supermodels go when they die. If you happen to be a young person yourself reading this and you're wondering if booze and sex and drugs and starvation are really going to kill you like your parents and teachers say, Kate Moss is 40 today. Just saying. I'd go...

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Kate Moss Attended The Playboy Anniversary Party With An Old Pumpkin

Kate Moss celebrated her 40th birthday by agreeing to appear in Playboy, and while nobody really cared all that much, she was still one of the guests of honor at Playboy's 60th anniversary party at the Playboy Club in London on Monday night. Another guest of honor was Sir Tom Jones, who apparently almost drowned after falling into a giant tank of concentrated bronzing oil. Either that or he discovered that he had...

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Playboy Pretends Kate Moss Is a Big Get

"This creates a heat for the brand globally. It started with Marilyn Monroe on the cover of Playboy 60 years ago, an icon for her time. Now we've got Kate Moss!" --Jimmy Jellinek, Playboy Editorial Director Really, Jimmy? I hope to God that your press release writer added that exclamation point without your knowledge. Wasn't it just two Christmases ago that Photoshopped images of a horse tranquilized Lindsay Lohan was...read more

Kate Moss To Pose For Playboy

Big scoop this week with the announcement that Kate Moss will appear in Playboy. And, by big scoop, I mean that Kate Moss has been naked many many times in magazines, nobody really cares about Kate Moss, and Playboy can't get any celebrities people really want to see naked to get naked for their magazine anymore. Last year their big Christmas blowout was a strung out out and airbrushed Lindsay Lohan. This year Kate...

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Kate Moss Spills Out Of Her Top

Kate Moss doesn't really have much trouble getting naked, for a photo shoot, a vacation swim, or just on a dare after a couple bumps of party powder. Still, paparazzi love to try and catch her tits popping out of her clothes, which they always seem to do, mostly because she doesn't give a shit. Kate Moss still knows sexy, like a drunk girl in an alley who reapplies her lipstick after hurling on her shoes. Photo...

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