Kathy Griffin Too Desirable for the Gays

People who get upset about pointless shit are grumbling because on a CNN New Year's Eve cut away a drunk Don Lemon told Kathy Griffin she had a nice rack. Lemon was toasted and like the rest of the gay cast of CNN characters, not exactly sure what to do when Griffin stripped down to her bra at ten to midnight. The moment combined several elements of the worst New Year's Eve party you ever attended. Why is Grandma...

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Kathy Griffin Naked

Kathy Griffin posing naked reminds me of that old saying, 'Why the fuck is Kathy Griffin naked?' Sure, with the right lighting and complex angles and makeup and a reformed congregation full of plastic surgery, at fifty-three she still looks like a woman who wasn't particularly good looking at thirty-three, but why now, Kathy? I could have gone my entire life without seeing how the sausage is made. Obama, where the...

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Kathy Griffin Is a Goddamned Wizard

Kathy Griffin was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, where she probably talked about all of the new and awesome things happening to her career, which translates to random celebrity encounters that she can now dress up to sound way more entertaining and exciting as she talks a ton of shit about everyone in Hollywood. But before her interview began, she posted this photo from the green room to her Instagram...

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Demi Lovato And Kathy Griffin Are Feuding Over Lady Gaga's Vomit

Kathy Griffin is 54-years old and has made a career out of shitting on celebrities, both talented and worthless, and Demi Lovato is 21, a popular singer and one of the judges on one of those stupid singing shows. Despite their three decade age difference, the two are apparently in a Twitter feud because Kathy called Demi the "biggest celebrity douche" after she acted outraged over Lady Gaga letting an "artist" vomit...

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Kathy Griffin might be the devil

Maybe it was just coincidence, but when I opened this picture of Kathy Griffin with no makeup, it started to thunder outside, and all the plants in my room died, and then I got really sad and started to cry, like there was no point in living anymore. (image source of kathy and her boyfriend on a hike in runyun canyon yesterday = fame/flynet) [gallery id="6518"]

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Kathy Griffin is in a bikini (I apologize)

Kathy Griffin, who is 50, was in a bikini in Palm Beach earlier today, and it was every bit as unpleasant as you might imagine. She's so pale and pink and wrinkled the first 30 minutes of her foreplay must just be some unfortunate bastard between her legs making puzzled sounds as he flips through a book and tries to figure out what parts are vagina. (image source = inf daily) [gallery id="7966"]

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i apologize

I was downloading pictures of Kathy Griffin flashing Paris Hilton outside of Kitson yesterday (closeup here, terrifying closeup here), and then just like that the power went out. It would seem even electricity itself wanted no part of this, and refused to power my computer any more if this was the kind of crap I was gonna waste it on. (image source = fame pictures)[gallery id="9960"]

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KATHY GRIFFIN IS INAPPROPIATE

Kathy Griffin co-hosted CNNs New Years Eve countdown thingy last night, and at one point as they went to commercial, a heckler was riding her (note: not literally) and Kathy came back with “Shut up! I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.” Which is the kind of thing you’re not really supposed to say on CNN. Personally I find it offensive, not because of her saucy language, but because that’s such...

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KATHY GRIFFIN EATS IT

Kathy Griffin absolutely fuckin ate it yesterday getting out of her car in London, and even that feels like a massive understatement. You could tie the wheels of someones wheelchair to the bumper of a racecar and jerk the wheels from behind and the person would still land more gracefully than this. She hits the ground like she just fell out of a plane. She looks like a fish someone dropped on the deck. Seriously, her...

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KATHY GRIFFIN IS DESPERATE

This morning New York Daily News says:Kathy Griffin drew the attention of unsuspecting tourists on W. 57th St. the other day by hanging out her limo's window, waving her arms frantically and shouting, "Hey, everyone! It's me! Kathy Griffin!" Yikes. One time I was walking down Sunset and David Cross drove by in a limo and he was standing up with his head sticking out of the sunroof and yelling, "look at me everyone, I...

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